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Forum: The Barbie
Jul 6th 2010, 12:13 pm
Replies: 56
Views: 4,019
Posted By kporte

Forum: The Barbie
Jul 6th 2010, 11:14 am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,226
Posted By kporte

Re: Quorn Spotting

Don't feed me that shite then.....:D
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 6th 2010, 11:06 am
Replies: 26
Views: 1,431
Posted By kporte

Re: Calling those who dream strange dreams...!

God, all those weeping supermodels at my funeral....... must have been traumatic!
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 6th 2010, 10:56 am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,226
Posted By kporte

Re: Quorn Spotting

:lol: nah, i reckon she hates it too. I hope!
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 6th 2010, 10:51 am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,226
Posted By kporte

Re: Quorn Spotting

I spotted quorn yesterday!!! It was on my list of things I will cut my own genitals off with a cricket bat before purchasing.
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 6th 2010, 10:45 am
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 6th 2010, 10:43 am
Replies: 130
Views: 6,377
Posted By kporte

Re: Are you a Tea or Coffee person?

The coffee or the tramp's knob?
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 9:06 am
Replies: 118
Views: 6,715
Posted By kporte

Re: Trivial Negative things in your life...

I'm not going to the toilet with you again if you're gonna peek!
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 9:01 am
Replies: 118
Views: 6,715
Posted By kporte

Re: Trivial Negative things in your life...

I think it is tbh. I had no choice as it was shutting my liver down.
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 8:57 am
Replies: 118
Views: 6,715
Posted By kporte

Re: Trivial Negative things in your life...

The liver has to work harder to break down fats with the gall bladder gone I believe.... I feel much better
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 8:55 am
Replies: 25
Views: 3,551
Posted By kporte

Re: Nuke the gay fat ginger god bothering tree hugging whales

Saw à documentary on that. Some of those chicks looked like the open bomb bay doors of a B-52
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 8:48 am
Replies: 118
Views: 6,715
Posted By kporte

Re: Trivial Negative things in your life...

All that crap went with my gall bladder!
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 8:20 am
Replies: 118
Views: 6,715
Posted By kporte

Re: Trivial Negative things in your life...

Not doing a part 2! The 57 episodes of season one was enough......:lol:
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 8:17 am
Replies: 130
Views: 6,377
Posted By kporte

Re: Are you a Tea or Coffee person?

You've got to try a chihuahua tongue right up your nostril. Nearly licks your brain!!:lol:
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 7:29 am
Replies: 130
Views: 6,377
Posted By kporte

Re: Are you a Tea or Coffee person?

Bet G is still getting stick for that!!:lol:
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 5th 2010, 7:24 am
Replies: 130
Views: 6,377
Posted By kporte

Re: Are you a Tea or Coffee person?

Haha, I'm like that with Nescafe but it's free at work, so being Scottish I drink it!
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 4th 2010, 8:02 am
Replies: 169
Views: 10,235
Posted By kporte

Forum: The Barbie
Jul 3rd 2010, 10:48 am
Replies: 40
Views: 2,333
Posted By kporte

Re: Promoted to 8th Kyu

Again your sense of humour sings like a lark amongst crows. You truly are a comedic genius.
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 2nd 2010, 6:11 pm
Replies: 40
Views: 2,333
Posted By kporte

Re: Promoted to 8th Kyu

[QUOTE=mr mover;8672409]Well if you really want to Impress us , you can do this by giving Kporte a good Floggin ..........:thumbup:mm[/QUOTE

Another post highlighting your razor sharp wit and...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 2nd 2010, 6:02 pm
Replies: 130
Views: 6,377
Posted By kporte

Re: Are you a Tea or Coffee person?

Obviously I'm posh being from Edinburgh and Em is all Jamie Oliver innit! Tea for her and both for me. Em will enjoy a coffee out but doesn't even have instant in the house. I quite like instant...
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 2nd 2010, 9:39 am
Replies: 19,167
Views: 1,045,656
Posted By kporte

Forum: The Barbie
Jul 2nd 2010, 9:38 am
Replies: 19,167
Views: 1,045,656
Posted By kporte

Forum: Australia
Jul 2nd 2010, 9:10 am
Replies: 247
Views: 25,218
Posted By kporte

Re: What do you not like about living in OZ

Global warming? And I have fairies at the bottom of my garden.
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 2nd 2010, 7:11 am
Replies: 49
Views: 2,778
Posted By kporte

Re: Karma on BE, how does it work?

I'll have you know my dongle gets a fantastic reception everywhere.......
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 28th 2010, 8:27 am
Replies: 11
Views: 806
Posted By kporte

Re: Whats the longest legal proceedings you have been involved in.

He's not Judge Judy and executioner! Hot Fuzz, gotta love it.....
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