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Forum: Australia
Oct 7th 2005, 10:54 am
Replies: 9
Views: 674
Posted By baldbutts

Re: industrial electrician

it's all house bashing I'm afraid.
However,you have a couple of other options.

1
fly in /fly out to mine sites,

2
there is a open mine or 3 near me (Mandurah,1 hour South of Perth,) where...
Forum: Australia
Oct 7th 2005, 10:39 am
Replies: 11
Views: 698
Posted By baldbutts

Re: What bank would you recommend for incoming Perth peeps?

Yep ,I agree Police and Nurses,has a friendly old fashioned Building society feel to it,and I only have to keep $350 to incur no fees (Maybe as I opened the account a couple ofm years ago).You can...
Forum: Australia
Sep 27th 2005, 11:26 am
Replies: 18
Views: 1,295
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Cutest Dog Pic

Here's my hound ,Buttsniffer,after sampling a most delicate bouquet of bitch in a Ute urine.


BB-dogs really do look like their owners
Forum: Australia
Sep 27th 2005, 10:54 am
Replies: 6
Views: 542
Posted By baldbutts

Re: tourist attractions

Told you the numnut factory was a better option.Took our mutt,buttsniffer there the day after his castration :scared:

BB-STILL HERE THEN
Forum: Australia
May 31st 2005, 10:40 am
Replies: 225
Views: 10,840
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Schapelle Corby found guilty. 20 years jail!

I didnt even know what was going on,dont read papers,only people magazine for the articles.So I turned up to my local "Schapelle Corby beauty salon" for my usual back,sack and crack,to find a closed...
Forum: Australia
May 17th 2005, 12:18 pm
Replies: 31
Views: 2,720
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Culture in Perth

My mate WAZZA (real name,but not really a real mate),thinks that he's cultured cos he sometimes drinks his E.B without a stubbie holder.He's got even more culture growing between his toes.He also...
Forum: Australia
Apr 17th 2005, 2:33 am
Replies: 58
Views: 15,460
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Are ther any chavs in Australia

is this the one Soph

I've been looking at
www.chavscum.co.uk
for 2 hours now,woke the rest of the family laughing at the chav of the month pictures.
sent you some pics of me niece to...
Forum: Australia
Apr 17th 2005, 1:34 am
Replies: 58
Views: 15,460
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Are ther any chavs in Australia

here's one for yer,
and why you no risten to meaning of word.It's at chavscum .wotevva that that geezer said earlier.
Used to work with Medway mushes who said their town was now called...
Forum: Australia
Mar 28th 2005, 12:00 am
Replies: 19
Views: 741
Posted By baldbutts

Re: maps, directions??

this is what Mrs BB used in the Uk

BB-Bernard Mannings No.1 Fan
Forum: Australia
Mar 27th 2005, 11:46 pm
Replies: 2
Views: 428
Posted By baldbutts

Re: UK Student Loans Threshold to rise

Bleedin' student bludgers-send em all to prison if they dont use their sociology degrees within 3 months of getting em.

BB-Paul Calf in disguise
Forum: Australia
Mar 27th 2005, 11:32 pm
Replies: 3
Views: 490
Posted By baldbutts

Speed share anyone ?

I've heard a rumour that the Rozzers road side cameras dont work if there are 2 cars side by side in the photo,as they dont know which low life scum bag motorist was doing the heinous crime.
So,I'm...
Forum: Australia
Mar 27th 2005, 11:15 pm
Replies: 49
Views: 1,810
Posted By baldbutts

Re: warning: light hearted and slightly irreverent post alert!

Bloody Hermoes up North,is that the best they've got.
Mrs BB went to the same school as that Marcus Sarjeant geezer who popped a starting pistol at her Maj.
Gawd bless her.
Should have been...
Forum: Australia
Feb 21st 2005, 6:55 am
Replies: 6
Views: 645
Posted By baldbutts

starstruck-must see tv

KYLIE,SLIM and DUSTY (he is now)FELCHER GOODUN,CRAIG McLOUGHLIN,THAT BLOKE WHO PLAYS PAUL ROBINSON (GWENSTEFFANI DENNIS NEILSON I THINK)ROLF HARRIS,

These names and many more you'll hear being...
Forum: Australia
Feb 6th 2005, 8:47 am
Replies: 83
Views: 4,218
Posted By baldbutts

Re: English sense of humor getting me into trouble in Oz!

I love the looks you get when they either don't get it,or have maybe just heard it once to often.

Example

Acned up teenager in the chip shop after I've placed me order : It won't be long...
Forum: Australia
Feb 6th 2005, 8:33 am
Replies: 18
Views: 922
Posted By baldbutts

Re: The closest you left it, to validate

I just checked on one of me old posts,you know,when I used to be funny.Seems we validated Star wars day (May the fourth),1 day before it expired (star wars boxing day).
this is the thread,
...
Forum: Australia
Jan 23rd 2005, 5:29 am
Replies: 58
Views: 2,414
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Let's have (another) Top Tips Thread

If you're looking to make a fortune in Oz,why not invest in a brake light company.
Whilst on your way to the school/shopping mall/fast food industrial estate,waiting (and waiting) at traffic...
Forum: Australia
Dec 31st 2004, 12:19 am
Replies: 19
Views: 1,448
Posted By baldbutts

Re: And you all thought I were brown bread

Thought I'd better post that before it crashed or summat.

Anyway.....to sum up,
Been here a year and half (he he )and had some good and bad times-doesn't everyone every where though.
Mandurah is...
Forum: Australia
Dec 31st 2004, 12:11 am
Replies: 19
Views: 1,448
Posted By baldbutts

And you all thought I were brown bread

Ah,G'day,ridgy didge,fair dinkum etc etc.(You can tell I've been here for nearly 20 months eh ?)
Firstly,on a serious note,apologies for the lack of postings this year.Quite simply,been as busy as a...
Forum: Australia
Sep 15th 2004, 10:42 am
Replies: 35
Views: 1,562
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Aus swimming pool fence regulations

I was leaving a customers house on an Estate in Port Kennedy earlier in the year,where they put in a trendy lake with fountains to give it "character".Saw the womans 3 year old about 200m from the...
Forum: Australia
Sep 12th 2004, 2:44 am
Replies: 2
Views: 473
Posted By baldbutts

Little Britain is coming to Aus !!

Saw a clip on ABC showing Little Britains coming to Oz.
For those of you who don't know it,it's a sketch show featuring the bloke who plays George Dawes,and his mate who did the tv license ads with...
Forum: Australia
Sep 4th 2004, 2:48 am
Replies: 343
Views: 26,352
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Tradesmen,get used to the "Lucky Country's ways by doing the following :

-While still in the U.K,go to your relevant industrial board,and insist they make you take an exam,despite your decades of...
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2004, 4:34 am
Replies: 42
Views: 1,742
Posted By baldbutts

Re: General Election Time

VOTE THATCHER !!

BB-can't accuse me of being Ben Elton
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2004, 4:26 am
Replies: 343
Views: 26,352
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

I aint reading 278 previous posts,so hopefully this one aint been done.

If you're ashamed that you were brought up on a council estate,and decide that you want to hide the fact by giving your kids...
Forum: Australia
Aug 28th 2004, 11:14 am
Replies: 20
Views: 1,316
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Firefighters Calendar 2005

If they do,hope they don't look like Sally "Gracie "Fields from London's Burning.

A mush malt if ever I saw one.

BB-PC my arse
Forum: Australia
Aug 28th 2004, 11:10 am
Replies: 7
Views: 636
Posted By baldbutts

Re: Sally Robbins vs Paula Radcliffe

As long as neither were looking for a long term relationship,or expected a genuine name and phone number,I'd have both--at the same time n'all if they want.

BB-still around-occasionally
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