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Forum: The Sand Pit
Dec 26th 2019, 4:12 am
Replies: 16
Views: 1,899
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Alcohol and Middle East

What ?

Let the natives over-run ?

Give them a damm good thrashing, cold showers and buggery before breakfast - its what made us Great
Forum: Middle East
Dec 24th 2019, 9:22 am
Replies: 24
Views: 2,855
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Account Freezing

Just start to be a pain in the arse to the management and they will ask you to leave quicker - keep making new suggestions which is what is being done in your new company; start arranging meetings...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 24th 2019, 4:06 am
Replies: 27
Views: 2,468
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: QATAR- what to bring

I would only wear them whilst watching pornhub
Forum: The Sand Pit
Dec 24th 2019, 4:05 am
Replies: 16
Views: 1,899
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Alcohol and Middle East

More booze in many dry place ive visited to sink a battleship at least twice over..

When i first arrived in the sandpit within the first week i met the father in law of an old filly - took me for...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 22nd 2019, 1:11 pm
Replies: 24
Views: 2,855
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Account Freezing

Its always good to get you out of your comfort zones - however im sure you will bat well
Forum: Middle East
Dec 22nd 2019, 1:09 pm
Replies: 27
Views: 2,468
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: QATAR- what to bring

Mrs Gent has brought them (i think) and put it under the Xmas tree when I go back to the UK on 26th of Dec. I would have preferred a swedish blonde nurse but i guess the packaging would be crumpled...
Forum: Middle East
Dec 22nd 2019, 10:32 am
Replies: 24
Views: 2,855
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Account Freezing

Congrats old chap

I dont think i could do the pleasantries of being nice anymore when you join a new company
Forum: Middle East
Dec 22nd 2019, 10:30 am
Replies: 27
Views: 2,468
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: QATAR- what to bring

Were you visited by the ghost of xmas past or something ??
Did Mrs Scamp find you running out naked on SZR looking for a boy to get you a turkey (from waitrose)
Forum: The Sand Pit
Dec 18th 2019, 5:10 am
Replies: 9
Views: 1,345
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: 2020 Goals

Didn't you say that last year? Or maybe the year before? - You are right - I totally did (in both years) - to be fair i did hand in my notice but it wast accepted and asked to stay in to find a...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Dec 16th 2019, 9:10 am
Replies: 9
Views: 1,345
Posted By UKCityGent

2020 Goals

Any ideas for 2020

First one is definitely to do a Foxtrot Oscar from the GCC - i think (know) i have reached my limits here (or perhaps its just Kuwait)
Forum: Middle East
Dec 16th 2019, 9:07 am
Replies: 27
Views: 2,468
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: QATAR- what to bring

Personally id bring a few copies of Penthouse (only for the intellectual articles !!)

(No idea if Penthouse is sold anymore or even exists!)
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 7th 2019, 12:47 pm
Replies: 3
Views: 1,111
Posted By UKCityGent

Missing person

A friends maid husband moved to Dubai and has not been in contact with his wife (the maid) - his cell is switched off but she has lost contact with him (a tad foolish to lose a husband but Im told...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 6th 2019, 10:24 am
Replies: 8
Views: 903
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Emirates

Seriously you would have a flight journey for 40 hours ??

I would go crazy !!
Forum: Middle East
Nov 6th 2019, 6:32 am
Replies: 11
Views: 1,249
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Saudi Aramco IPO

Finally some common sense, even with the cowboys i work with are not taking a punt (in fact reducing and possibly eliminating the whole GCC portfolio)
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 5th 2019, 3:57 am
Replies: 63
Views: 11,292
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Liquidity Squeeze/ Rent

Surely you are joking ?

Never heard of such a thing
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 4th 2019, 10:32 am
Replies: 9
Views: 826
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Cobblers

The best and only pair of shoes a man could ever need - I think my oldest pair of churchs are about 25 years !
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 4th 2019, 10:28 am
Replies: 63
Views: 11,292
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Liquidity Squeeze/ Rent

Well the standard pixels here are black - hence therefore we must be all black

Innit

(Although i am colour blind)
Forum: The Sand Pit
Nov 3rd 2019, 12:49 pm
Replies: 63
Views: 11,292
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Liquidity Squeeze/ Rent

Must be the way his typing accentuates his color, obviously
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 28th 2019, 5:01 am
Replies: 63
Views: 11,292
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Liquidity Squeeze/ Rent

You should have rung up the Old Bill and told them there is strange smells in the apartments like weed or something ..
Forum: Philippines
Oct 27th 2019, 11:05 am
Replies: 4,531
Views: 547,357
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Me and My Family

I feel like living dangerously ... tell her to pm me as I am in Kuwait
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 27th 2019, 11:03 am
Replies: 63
Views: 11,292
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Liquidity Squeeze/ Rent

I would have lit my cigar with the candles and then waited for someone to complain
Forum: Philippines
Oct 24th 2019, 12:42 pm
Replies: 4,531
Views: 547,357
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Me and My Family

Well done on escape P11 (I hope there are no plans to return to LL ver 1.0 however rosy she makes).

Just take it as an expensive (emotionally and $ wise lesson) and dont let it marr you on your...
Forum: Philippines
Oct 24th 2019, 5:10 am
Replies: 4,531
Views: 547,357
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: Me and My Family

Well i guess maybe the next video of LL will be having a BBQ and seeing a paw or 2 on the grill

I wonder if you would have to use a meat thermometer to measure the 165 deg for medium ?
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 22nd 2019, 11:25 am
Replies: 7
Views: 960
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: existing aprt

Then just show them the bath and say "I want to point out a serious flaw.." and then move them to another room or to the balcony and start talking about the strength of the sunlight in the morning...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Oct 21st 2019, 9:32 am
Replies: 7
Views: 960
Posted By UKCityGent

Re: existing aprt

Dont worry about it.

Ive never had to pay leaving an apartment (although you seem to be more experienced in it after 11 moves!).

If the bathroom is in the back of the apartment then remove...
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