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Forum: The Sand Pit
Feb 4th 2011, 6:58 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,710
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Bloody Middle Eastern drivers!!

It's not bollocks but yes - it's unlrealistic....I did say that. :blink: (read and quote the whole post).

I was only answering the question that passengers can be distracting. They can. You don't...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Feb 4th 2011, 6:23 am
Replies: 51
Views: 3,710
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Bloody Middle Eastern drivers!!

It certainly can be, to a degree - especially people in the back seat and esp kids.

However, it's been shown that, as opposed to someone talking to you on the phone, passengers generally adapt...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Feb 4th 2011, 5:47 am
Replies: 51
Views: 3,710
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Bloody Middle Eastern drivers!!

of all the detail provided you shoot it down with that utterly minor detail. Anyway, I wonder if it is any safer.

If one hand is on the gear stick, radio or leaning on the window I think is a...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Feb 3rd 2011, 11:50 pm
Replies: 51
Views: 3,710
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Bloody Middle Eastern drivers!!

http://www.fnal.gov/pub/traffic_safety/files/NSC%20White%20Paper%20-%20Distracted%20Driving%203-10.pdf
Forum: Middle East
Sep 10th 2010, 11:39 am
Replies: 0
Views: 426
Posted By Jeeper

Free Ladies Spa Treatment voucher - Anyone want?

It's valued at 300AED
To be used at NIVEA Haus Spa at Dubai Mall.
It's valid for 6 months from 10-3-10 - that is, it expires tonight.
They won't allow the missus to use it tomorrow so if anyone...
Forum: The Sand Pit
Aug 27th 2010, 11:02 pm
Replies: 17
Views: 8,994
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Budgie smugglers - suitable for men?

It's stinking hot here in France right now and i'd love to go for a swim in the municipality pool but boardies are banned.:frown:
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 28th 2010, 3:53 pm
Replies: 6
Views: 589
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Oooops!

I bet you opened this one though....
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 26th 2010, 3:14 pm
Replies: 65
Views: 8,733
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Childhood crushes

She's real.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_Peterson
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 26th 2010, 11:12 am
Replies: 14
Views: 1,588
Posted By Jeeper

Re: 'Serious incident' on Emirates flight leaves 23 injured

That's always been the case.

These incidents are largely unavoidable.


Like the dude who thanks god for saving them....why not blame god for harming them?
Point of view I guess.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 26th 2010, 8:18 am
Replies: 65
Views: 8,733
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Childhood crushes

Yes and YES!

Elvira too.
Forum: Middle East
Apr 25th 2010, 12:31 pm
Replies: 16
Views: 1,596
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Flying on Friday

My maid peels mine.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 25th 2010, 12:27 pm
Replies: 1
Views: 422
Posted By Jeeper

We say it is so, unless we are wrong.

Banks!

I needed a letter saying I have no liabilities.

My bank issues a letter with the following opening line:

"With exceptions to events of mistake, error and / or oversight, this is to...
Forum: Middle East
Apr 25th 2010, 12:13 pm
Replies: 16
Views: 1,596
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Flying on Friday

Good Lad, thought your post was going to be a rant about people taking your thread off-topic...:thumbup:
Forum: Middle East
Apr 25th 2010, 11:59 am
Replies: 16
Views: 1,596
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Flying on Friday

Not the M&M ones.....:sneaky:
Forum: Middle East
Apr 25th 2010, 11:26 am
Replies: 16
Views: 1,596
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Flying on Friday

He said "apart from the normal".
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 25th 2010, 9:06 am
Replies: 338
Views: 19,832
Posted By Jeeper

Re: 26 Days Of Describing Dubai

Who said you were?


(la la la la....I bet you think this song is about you...don't you....)
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 25th 2010, 7:23 am
Replies: 338
Views: 19,832
Posted By Jeeper

Re: 26 Days Of Describing Dubai

I thought calling the person zombie at the end was an appropriate insult for the brain dead who diss my gags.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 25th 2010, 7:21 am
Replies: 338
Views: 19,832
Posted By Jeeper

Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 24th 2010, 8:09 pm
Replies: 338
Views: 19,832
Posted By Jeeper

Re: 26 Days Of Describing Dubai

Any
Body
Can
Diss
Every
Fuc.king
Gag
Hitherto
Inscribed,
Just
Forum: Middle East
Apr 24th 2010, 7:12 pm
Replies: 21
Views: 1,900
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Anyone interested in socializing?

You have to use the word female when referring to the sex......
The word 'Woman' only really refers to mature females.....not the entire female subset of the human species.
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 24th 2010, 7:06 pm
Replies: 338
Views: 19,832
Posted By Jeeper

Re: 26 Days Of Describing Dubai

It's finished.
Let it rest in peace.
Forum: Middle East
Apr 24th 2010, 7:02 pm
Replies: 21
Views: 1,900
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Anyone interested in socializing?

Is there something wrong with calling females 'female'?
This some new PC thing i've not heard of....?
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 24th 2010, 7:00 pm
Replies: 338
Views: 19,832
Posted By Jeeper

Re: 26 Days Of Describing Dubai

If i'd waited 25 days i'm sure I could've waited the extra couple of hours, rather than asking if i can post my 'gag' early.....


(that means no).
Forum: Middle East
Apr 24th 2010, 1:16 pm
Replies: 21
Views: 1,900
Posted By Jeeper

Re: Anyone interested in socializing?

You are called lots of things....
Forum: The Sand Pit
Apr 24th 2010, 6:34 am
Replies: 8
Views: 927
Posted By Jeeper

Re: to do lists

1 - Get maid to make my coffee
2 - Drink coffee
3 - Get maid to do my laundry
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