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Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 11:38 am
Replies: 27
Views: 1,368
Posted By Megalania

Re: Typical Bloody Australian Bastard

I'm not very concerned with what "people" might be more interested in.
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 11:33 am
Replies: 27
Views: 1,368
Posted By Megalania

Re: Typical Bloody Australian Bastard

I'm interested if Fuzzy Duck's PrivateMessage to me represents general resentment or just when I am present.

The rest are playing LetUsHumLoudly.
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 11:15 am
Replies: 27
Views: 1,368
Posted By Megalania

Re: Typical Bloody Australian Bastard

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight (http://www.webfitz.com/lyrics/Lyrics/1961/521961.html)
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 10:56 am
Replies: 27
Views: 1,368
Posted By Megalania

Typical Bloody Australian Bastard

<<<<Megalania - As your account is set to not receive emails or PM's I have no alternative but to make this announcement public.

You have REPEATEDLY made racist posts and have chosen to ignore...
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 10:46 am
Replies: 163
Views: 7,582
Posted By Megalania

Re: Thoughts of an Australian in the UK

Just get all people and other taxable live stock to swim through sheep dip on their way in. Everything else is A-apples.
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 10:02 am
Replies: 28
Views: 1,232
Posted By Megalania

Re: Fluff problem!

Have your belly button cleaned professionally.
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 9:57 am
Replies: 73
Views: 9,837
Posted By Megalania

Re: Hates and Dislikes since living in Australia.

A Pak is a Paki citizen of Pakistan. You missed a bit.
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 7:10 am
Replies: 73
Views: 9,837
Posted By Megalania

Re: Hates and Dislikes since living in Australia.

Howabout givin' it a whirl - try rubbing it behind the ears:

http://sifyimg.speedera.net/sify.com/shopping/images//excel/big/maidinmanhattan.jpg

Maid In Manhattan...
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 4:09 am
Replies: 73
Views: 9,837
Posted By Megalania

Re: Hates and Dislikes since living in Australia.

Youse a bleedin' Pom haintcha?
Forum: Australia
Aug 31st 2005, 2:08 am
Replies: 36
Views: 1,396
Posted By Megalania

Re: John Brogden Suicide Attempt

Silly little bugger has shown he does not have one particle what it takes.

What's the point of politicking if the aim is lower than shagging all the females? Well, as long as it does not become...
Forum: Australia
Aug 30th 2005, 8:06 am
Replies: 13
Views: 920
Posted By Megalania

Re: Just one of the things I love about Australia

"Brogden made his remarks to me under the impression I was just a girl at a bar on a Friday night."

Oh, tipsy mug! Golden rule: Always ensure the young adventuresses have their overnight bag...
Forum: Australia
Aug 30th 2005, 7:47 am
Replies: 6
Views: 807
Posted By Megalania

Re: I'm a Muslim now and I'm OK

Got to be amazed at how comically-tragically inept the defence lawyers are in these cases: reminds me of the suburban lawyer in "The Castle". The prosecution must be having as much fun as the English...
Forum: Australia
Aug 30th 2005, 2:42 am
Replies: 6
Views: 807
Posted By Megalania

I'm a Muslim now and I'm OK

"MICHELLE Leslie, the Sydney underwear model facing drugs charges in Bali who made her name wearing next to nothing, has declared herself a Muslim and adopted a burqa-style Islamic outfit covering...
Forum: Australia
Aug 30th 2005, 12:01 am
Replies: 347
Views: 20,019
Posted By Megalania

Re: Take stock, because most return home.

Don't have 'em in Malay languages - makes for fun translations into English - wonder how the French handle sexless chairs.
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 11:50 pm
Replies: 347
Views: 20,019
Posted By Megalania

Re: Take stock, because most return home.

Then I'm "intitled" to my opinion that you are ignorant of Aus English.
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 11:38 pm
Replies: 347
Views: 20,019
Posted By Megalania

Re: Take stock, because most return home.

You can disagree all you like and you'd still be wrong. In Aus Paki means a citizen of Pakistan. (<-- Note the full stop.)
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 10:45 pm
Replies: 347
Views: 20,019
Posted By Megalania

Re: Take stock, because most return home.

Paki may mean any number of things elsewhere but in Aus it has one meaning only: A citizen of Pakistan.

Are you a Paki?
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 12:42 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 485
Posted By Megalania

Re: Whinging Swedes beat us!

Immigration quotas upped this year - bring in a few more Swedes, Pommes and Turnips and we'll have that record, thanks.
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 12:19 pm
Replies: 15
Views: 721
Posted By Megalania

Re: Anyone join any bushwalking clubs?

You could get in some practice with a walk to Australia - about the same distance as Deborah De Williams (http://www.walkaroundoz.org.au/default.asp) waltz around Aus - 15,669 kms in 343 days.
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 7:59 am
Replies: 13
Views: 920
Posted By Megalania

Re: Just one of the things I love about Australia

The place is going to the dogs - can't get merry and act like a lout anymore.

The women can't take a compliment - handbags to the head when pinched on the bum or offered a fondle for free.
...
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 6:28 am
Replies: 118
Views: 3,547
Posted By Megalania

Re: Ashes - Trent Bridge

The other team members would appear to be happy to win the regional Morris Dancing Championships - with a good piss up and chunder to follow.
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 6:16 am
Replies: 118
Views: 3,547
Posted By Megalania

Re: Ashes - Trent Bridge

This time its different: there's flint, steel and murderous glint in Flintoff's eyes. By St Patrick, St George or St Andrew he means to Vanquish.
Forum: Australia
Aug 29th 2005, 1:34 am
Replies: 118
Views: 3,547
Posted By Megalania

Re: Ashes - Trent Bridge

Be little point in having ashes then, would there? Might as well just flush 'em right now while you still have the chance.
Forum: Australia
Aug 28th 2005, 10:34 pm
Replies: 19
Views: 1,048
Posted By Megalania

Re: spiders

After two hundred years of Pom immo invasion, Aus spiders have evolved new survival behaviors. They now aggressively and mercilessly mass attack all arachnophobics regardless of nationality. The...
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2005, 10:16 pm
Replies: 17
Views: 949
Posted By Megalania

Re: If you want to listen to typical Aus radio try this

Bit of a hoot to listen to John Laws and his rant-back radio show once in a blue moon. One can admire the fellow for remaining in Ranters Radio Ground Hog Day for what seems like fifty years.
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