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Forum: The Barbie
Aug 7th 2015, 12:28 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 281,429

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

SoCAlDon knows this as he is employed to check the toilet bowl for worms.
Jul 10th 2015, 9:34 am
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

Years ago, London Zoo had one problem after another. Firstly, all their beehives were infected by mites which killed all the bees. Next, some alien virus infected all the African finches and they...
Feb 28th 2015, 2:51 pm
Replies: 1,779
Views: 941,807

Re: The Daily Meat Market.

I'm not so sure about the red shoes, what say you?

http://img005.lazygirls.info/people/carice_van_houten/carice_van_houten_pokies_177962_tTt28CH.sized.jpg
Feb 28th 2015, 2:29 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the supermarket!

Like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out, unfortunately my wife is like...
Feb 22nd 2015, 8:16 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anaesthetic shot.

"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.

So she started to...
Feb 15th 2015, 9:23 am
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their...
Feb 10th 2015, 8:59 pm
Replies: 1,779
Views: 941,807

Re: The Daily Meat Market.

I thought it was about time someone posted some snatch.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/[email protected]@._V1_SY317_CR2,0,214,317_AL_.jpg


Beat that.
Feb 10th 2015, 8:48 pm
Feb 6th 2015, 4:48 am
Replies: 663
Views: 126,065

Re: The 'Jen1977au' thread

Fantastic. Well done.
Jan 25th 2015, 9:00 am
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps
it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he...
Jan 22nd 2015, 7:57 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the...
Jan 21st 2015, 7:54 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.

A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes...
Forum: Spain
Jan 1st 2015, 10:04 am
Replies: 144
Read Me: Images of Spain
Views: 139,560

Re: Images of Spain

What that man said:thumbup:
Oct 25th 2014, 8:49 pm
Replies: 1,779
Views: 941,807

Re: The Daily Meat Market.

All that and overdressed too!
Oct 22nd 2014, 9:19 am
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

THE RAISE

Employee:
Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss:
Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?

Employee:
Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious...
Oct 21st 2014, 8:30 am
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:

1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell...
Oct 8th 2014, 6:08 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

I dialled a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the...
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 16th 2014, 4:49 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 281,429

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

bake bean should try being more saucy
Aug 14th 2014, 3:29 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

Night Out:

We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening.

We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie and put the cat in the back...
Jul 20th 2014, 8:09 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in London, they both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?"
"I'm from Ireland."...
Jul 15th 2014, 8:29 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry...
May 12th 2014, 7:07 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

HERE'S ONE FOR ALL THE OLD CODGERS!!!!

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table.
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while,...
Mar 22nd 2014, 10:33 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM - AND HOW HE DID IT
Personally, I would have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Nelson die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of...
Mar 19th 2014, 8:35 pm
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

A 6ft 4ins bodybuilder at the Pearly Gates...

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the man offered. 'On a trip to the Big Horn...
Mar 15th 2014, 8:54 am
Replies: 3,075
Views: 389,231

Re: Some Humour Merged with Cheesy Jokes Thread

An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher....
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