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Forum: Spain
Jan 8th 2018, 7:05 am
Replies: 37
Views: 9,873
Posted By avocados

Re: 600 Euro fine in lanzarote!!! anyone able to advise??

In the initial instance, you'll have to pay up.

But then, examine the documents to ensure that they haven't made a mistake (fairly common). It's an opportunity for you to learn some legal...
Forum: Spain
Jan 3rd 2018, 8:34 am
Replies: 46
Views: 24,351
Posted By avocados

Re: Unpaid Court Fine in Spain

lol, gave me a chuckle this morning.

No, prison is not likely. The spanish system is rubbish. You can almost kill someone and get off without prison. It works like this.........

Provided u...
Forum: Spain
Dec 27th 2017, 7:36 am
Replies: 16
Views: 968
Posted By avocados

Re: Monitored Alarm Response

The first thing I do when robbing houses is take the fuse out of the electricity box, lol.

I then throw some poison meat to the dogs, lol.

I have cameras setup inside but I really have accepted...
Forum: Spain
Dec 12th 2017, 8:09 am
Replies: 17
Views: 2,177
Posted By avocados

Re: Funeral Plans

Bit of a dumb statement !! The majority of Spaniards speak spanish and they're happy to have funeral policies.

It amuses me that the immigrants posting on here think that life in Spain revolves...
Forum: Spain
Dec 3rd 2017, 1:07 pm
Replies: 2
Views: 1,514
Posted By avocados

Re: Pareja de Hecho ( Civil Partnership )

You need to check the rules in the autonomous region that you reside as the rules on inheritance vary.

Pareja de Hecho is not a PROPER civil partnership. I'm an expert - I have one with my Spanish...
Forum: Spain
Nov 7th 2017, 4:51 pm
Replies: 23
Views: 1,462
Posted By avocados

Re: Speeding Fine (points)

Total rubbish. the GC Trafico have access to F all at the roadside, with regard foreign drivers.

Should they require such info., they would need to go back to the office, fill out a form and fax...
Forum: Spain
Sep 18th 2017, 7:21 am
Replies: 19
Views: 1,845
Posted By avocados

Re: My fiance is in a Spanish phyciatric unit . How/when would he be released please.

You won't make any progress dealing with his blood relatives. The hospital staff will be even less sympathetic.

What you need to do is get yourself to court to be appointed as AUTOTUTELA. It can...
Forum: Spain
Mar 29th 2017, 2:15 pm
Replies: 15
Views: 3,247
Posted By avocados

Re: LGBT Spain

Unfortunately, a very homophobic society.

Out in the countryside you'll be treated with great suspicion, (if you're a gay male) you'll be considered a paedo. Of course it's also assumed that...
Forum: Spain
Mar 29th 2017, 2:05 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 797
Posted By avocados

Re: Ambulance and first aid

A bit naive, aren't you!! Of course they had a first aid kit. they just didn't want it used on someonethey don't know and don't care about.

Spaniards would quite happily let non-family persons...
Forum: Spain
Mar 17th 2017, 11:58 am
Replies: 15
Views: 2,319
Posted By avocados

Re: Sabadell Banc Clausio Suelo

These consumer groups are usually a waste of space. They profess to be all mighty but in reality they never achieve very much.

If you want your money hire a lawyer. there are plenty on the...
Forum: Spain
Feb 14th 2017, 2:56 pm
Replies: 30
Views: 4,057
Posted By avocados

Re: Tenants did a runner!

Do you have proof (real proof) that they stole the items ? damaged your property?

If you didn't have a proper, detailed inventory written up when they moved in, signed by both parties, it really...
Forum: Spain
Feb 11th 2017, 2:07 pm
Replies: 19
Views: 2,028
Posted By avocados

Re: Totally confused.

It means that you can't do anything with it, no modifications, extensions, additions, etc. That includes no building of pools , erecting sheds, etc.

In the future, the authorities could decide a...
Forum: Spain
Feb 9th 2017, 12:32 pm
Replies: 41
Views: 3,694
Posted By avocados

Re: Remain a citizen of the EU

In effect, your Spanish passport can be cancelled at any time due to your false declaration, lol. The Spanish always have a "get out" clause.
Forum: Spain
Feb 1st 2017, 9:19 am
Replies: 9
Views: 589
Posted By avocados

Re: Shipment of goods within Spain

search with "logisticas" in the detail.

I had a new rotavator (approx 500e) delivered from Penninsula to Canarias, free of charge - they used the potential IVA as the transport cost. So, about...
Forum: Spain
Jan 18th 2017, 4:41 pm
Replies: 24
Views: 2,409
Posted By avocados

Re: Setting up a Sydney Style Cafe in Gandia

Don't listen to the plebs on here; they're about as negative and ill informed as it gets.

The most popular establishments (of the kind u are referencing) for the LOCALS in my town - a German...
Forum: Spain
Dec 16th 2016, 9:17 am
Replies: 8
Views: 809
Posted By avocados

Re: Catastro title alteration by Hacienda!

It's all very simple.........
If your marriage is "ganancial" or you have shared economic interest with your spouse, the spouse must be in the catastro. Even if it was only an usufruct.

Read the...
Forum: Spain
Aug 3rd 2016, 12:27 pm
Replies: 20
Views: 2,417
Posted By avocados

Re: Moving to Spain with Children

Dear oh dear!!

Percentage of Students in State schools 2014-2015:
Asturias 72%
Cataluña 68% National avg
Madrid 55%

Must be a lot of very poor people about, ROFL.

The second language of...
Forum: Spain
Aug 1st 2016, 9:04 am
Replies: 32
Views: 4,506
Posted By avocados

Re: Looking to move but no idea where

if your attempt at finding your personal paradise is to use google streetview or the internet in general, you are doomed to failure. Get off your arse and get driving, walking, cycling in reality and...
Forum: Spain
Jul 25th 2016, 2:32 pm
Replies: 19
Views: 9,282
Posted By avocados

Re: Questions about ¨paro¨ UNEMPLOYMENT benefits in SPAIN


You really do not know much about life in Spain.

It's normal procedure to work until max paro is available and then use that allocation of paro before getting the next job, starting the...
Forum: Spain
Jul 13th 2016, 4:25 pm
Replies: 27
Views: 3,791
Posted By avocados

Re: High Conifer trees between property

Killing stuff is wonderful.............but, ensure that u profile your opponents first to ensure that the likelihood of retaliation is low.

It is Spain, the wild west, so anything goes !!!

Forum: Spain
Jun 5th 2016, 3:43 pm
Replies: 6
Views: 2,575
Posted By avocados

Re: problems deregistering

SS don't need to know anything unless you're already receiving payments from them.

In any case, any descrepancies/erros/illegal stuff gets resolved by Agencia Tributaria eventually.
Forum: Spain
May 31st 2016, 7:00 am
Replies: 49
Views: 6,486
Posted By avocados

Re: Underestimated costs

It's been cheaper to buy, for a number of years now. Anyone still renting after the purchase opportunities of the last 10 years doesn't know much about finances!!

Unfortunately, you missed the...
Forum: Spain
May 17th 2016, 12:53 pm
Replies: 14
Views: 1,046
Posted By avocados

Re: State Healthcare help.

It's simple.

Go to INSS and get added to your partner's SS. They'll tell u what documentation u need, etc.

Paying tax is irrelevant. I've been living here 14 years and not paid a cent in tax....
Forum: Spain
May 13th 2016, 12:32 pm
Replies: 6
Views: 1,242
Posted By avocados

Re: Possible Unemployment and Spanish Credit Card Debt

If u have no assets, they can't take em. It's only 5k so nothing to worry about. Spaniards usually prefer to go bankrupt rather than pay their debts.

Yes, u can work legally and claim benefits. U...
Forum: Spain
May 10th 2016, 1:09 pm
Replies: 4
Views: 854
Posted By avocados

Re: Advice re deposit on long term rental

11 month contracts mean nothing, so LAU automatically takes precedence.

No such thing as 2 month's deposit for residential contracts (furnished or unfurnished is irrelevant). It has always been 1...
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