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Forum: Australia
May 16th 2010, 6:53 am
Replies: 7
Views: 1,356
Posted By Santa

Re: Learning to drive in WA

All you need to do is prove you can drive forwards and backwards 6 metres and you'll get your P's
May 14th 2010, 12:35 pm
Replies: 38
Views: 6,402
Posted By Santa

Mar 10th 2010, 6:32 pm
Replies: 11
Views: 702
Posted By Santa

Re: What was Sarah Palin doing on Question Time?

She should stick to conundums.............. or ironing
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 6th 2010, 11:54 am
Replies: 236
Views: 10,891
Posted By Santa

Re: Supermarket bag packing!

Can't argue with that, I married to a nurse.

Indeed they can moan, but as I say, an Aussie moaner is at best amateurish.
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 6th 2010, 11:49 am
Replies: 236
Views: 10,891
Posted By Santa

Re: Supermarket bag packing!

You want to break eggs over the head of a young girl on $8/hour trying to do you a good turn. Perhaps you want to get a grip of yourself !

Perhaps she/he want to break eggs over YOUR head. I...
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 6th 2010, 11:36 am
Replies: 236
Views: 10,891
Posted By Santa

Re: Supermarket bag packing!

I cannot think of anything that does not in some way irritate the British. Lets face it, we are pretty crap at most things, but moaning, no nation can hold a candle to us.
Feb 14th 2010, 12:51 pm
Replies: 109
Views: 7,072
Posted By Santa

Re: Where have you lived?

Grayshott Hampshire
Guildford Surrey
Chelsea
Haslemere Surrey
Charlton Hoethorne Dorset
South Cheriton Somerset
Ocean Reef Western Australia
Dunsborough Western Australia
Yallingup Western...
Forum: Australia
Feb 9th 2010, 2:47 pm
Replies: 6
Views: 656
Posted By Santa

Re: Weather

Sunny and 38c at the Cricket today

Check out www.weatherzone.com.au
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 9th 2010, 4:11 am
Replies: 40
Views: 1,673
Posted By Santa

Re: The new 747 takes to the sky

Funny that the internal seating pictures show First and Business, they seem to have forgotten Sardine class
Forum: The Lounge
Jan 30th 2010, 1:13 pm
Replies: 10
Views: 776
Posted By Santa

Re: How not to recover a vehicle...

You are, not You am ! I'm not mocking you though
Forum: The Lounge
Jan 30th 2010, 12:59 pm
Replies: 945
Views: 34,567
Posted By Santa

Re: NAME THEM

The Krankies ?
Forum: France
Nov 18th 2009, 7:00 am
Replies: 0
Views: 603
Posted By Santa

French Investment Property

Hi all,

I'm an English expat living in South Western Australia and wondered if any of you could offer me some advise.

I'm thinking of buying a property in the French Alps with the thought of...
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 18th 2009, 6:41 am
Replies: 35
Views: 2,470
Posted By Santa

Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

Looks a bit like my ex, but it cant be her, she wore big knickers
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 24th 2009, 11:28 am
Replies: 61
Views: 2,388
Posted By Santa

Re: Obituary

RIP Common Sense

Long live........ Political Correctness
Forum: Australia
Sep 21st 2009, 7:02 am
Replies: 12
Views: 905
Posted By Santa

Re: Renewing british passport from Australia

I'm just going through this at the moment. I contacted Australia Post, they will tell you which Post Offices offer the passport service. You will need to download the passport forms from the High...
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 14th 2009, 2:25 am
Replies: 141
Views: 5,969
Posted By Santa

Re: Yet another disappointing "thread" on B.E. comes to a close...

It's raining in Perth

It's cold in Perth

Where to live in Perth

Why is Perth soooooooooo boring

West Australia or Qld.....which is best
Forum: Australia
Aug 19th 2009, 3:29 pm
Replies: 70
Views: 10,512
Posted By Santa

Re: Differences between London and Perth...

You'll hear more English accents in Perth that you will in London !
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 10th 2009, 5:21 am
Replies: 29
Views: 1,180
Posted By Santa

Re: Dormant lunatic or sent over the edge?

Nope, he wont be welcomed into the priesthood, nothing in the article mentions him being a 'fiddler'

I'd imagine the very worst he can expect is a promotion.
Forum: Australia
Jul 9th 2009, 11:26 am
Replies: 7
Views: 1,080
Posted By Santa

Re: Anyone used Poms In Perth?

Yep, we used them about six years ago. They were very good then, presume they still are now. If your waiting for you shipping then they are a god send as the houses they provide are pretty well...
Forum: The Lab
Jul 7th 2009, 3:43 pm
Replies: 6
Views: 681
Posted By Santa

Re: Any pc experts here

Make sure your mouse mat is clean ! Dirty mat's are no use to anybody.
Little wonder it's all cocked up after upgrading to Explorer........... Ford's are shite cars.
Hope this helps
Forum: Australia
Jun 26th 2009, 9:24 am
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2009, 7:22 am
Replies: 66
Views: 13,198
Posted By Santa

Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes

Just heard that Elton John has been asked to perform at his funeral. He will sing that old classic...... Don't let your son go down on me
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2009, 6:58 am
Replies: 194
Views: 8,232
Posted By Santa

Re: Bl***y cheek of it

Tell you what, why dont you pull out of the sale now before these scoundrels upset you even more !

At the very least you would have got yourself a free tank of oil.

Actually, that's not a...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2009, 6:45 am
Replies: 66
Views: 13,198
Posted By Santa

Michael Jackson TRIBUTE thread

Noooooooooo, I was only kidding.

Put more jokes on this thread
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2009, 6:23 am
Replies: 66
Views: 13,198
Posted By Santa

Re: micheal jackson

It's a free world.

Just read with interest that it was $26 million he had to pay the 13 year old to keep quiet. What a generous man he was.
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