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Forum: The Lounge
Dec 19th 2014, 4:09 am
Replies: 227
Views: 10,892
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Lounge End Of Year Awards 2014 - Official Categories and Nominations thread

He threatened to beat Ray up. I was merely threatened with legal action for mentioning his wife's Gorilla arms.
Forum: The Lounge
Dec 19th 2014, 3:59 am
Replies: 44
Views: 2,134
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Funniest poster

Sally Redux nominated in"The funniest poster" poll???

Jesus H Christ things must be pretty shit here thesedays.
Mar 22nd 2014, 2:22 am
Replies: 30
Views: 4,923
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: What do you think "sexual assult" is?

Whats rape? I'll tel you what rape is .....£3.60 for a pint of beer consisting of 98% water and £16 plus for 50g of Golden Virginia ....thats ******* rape!!!!

EDIT. Oh God ...don't tell me you've...
Feb 7th 2013, 1:08 am
Replies: 354
Views: 42,143
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Why is so much of the Islamic world backward and ignorant?

Bullshit!!! That was stolen right out of George Bests autobiography and he also told the story to Parkinson on TV.
Jan 1st 2013, 12:34 pm
Replies: 35
Views: 2,833
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: UK-house prices..why so high?

"UK-house prices..why so high?"

Did it occur to anyone that maybe its a supply and demand issue? That perhaps its because so many people want to live there and own their home instead of paying...
Jan 1st 2013, 12:01 pm
Replies: 194
Views: 9,770
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Change in British Attitudes

The decline in British attitudes today has 100s of catalysts not just school discipline.

I firmly believe the chief causes are .... shit (you cant punish my little angel, only I can) parenting,...
Forum: The Lounge
Jan 1st 2013, 11:25 am
Replies: 4,041
Views: 90,128
Posted By Optimus Prime

Dec 31st 2012, 6:33 pm
Replies: 98
Views: 6,448
Posted By Optimus Prime

Dec 31st 2012, 6:21 pm
Replies: 13
Views: 1,394
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Well, here's a new way to get fired..........

I've been to Iowa .... this chick must've been from another state.
Forum: The Lounge
Dec 31st 2012, 5:58 pm
Replies: 56
Views: 3,102
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Yes I would (female)

Sally, Cleri and Sue all tops with 6 votes????? WTF????

Obviously not a single decent bit of totty's joined since I last posted then. Put those 3 together in a picture and show it to a street full...
Forum: The Lounge
Nov 15th 2012, 5:04 pm
Replies: 4,270
Views: 123,612
Posted By Optimus Prime

Forum: The Lounge
Nov 15th 2012, 5:01 pm
Replies: 65
Views: 3,361
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Old Threads.

Thats because you were a spiteful and insensitive git.
Nov 15th 2012, 4:54 pm
Replies: 577
Views: 31,486
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Crabby Board Members

Oh **** off!!!
Forum: The Lounge
Apr 12th 2012, 12:31 am
Replies: 28
Views: 2,612
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Top 5 regrets of the dying.

1: Ahh yes just up the road from Hatton Cross. Been pissed in there myself and about the same time frame.
5: He was your Dad, he already knew.
Apr 10th 2012, 7:31 am
Replies: 118
Views: 10,012
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Daily Confessions!!

You're damn right I am ... I'd have bet money she was a regular "swallower".
Forum: The Lounge
Apr 10th 2012, 7:20 am
Replies: 111
Views: 8,496
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Did you meet your partner via the internet?

Then you might want them to ice a "10" on your anniversary cake instead of an "8" mate, or use a comma in your original post
Apr 10th 2012, 2:08 am
Replies: 118
Views: 10,012
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Daily Confessions!!

Oh don't play the innocent here ... don't tell me you've never been.a bit to far from the bathroom or the kleenex and took the lazy option and told yourself it was just warm yoghurt as you hooked it...
Forum: The Lounge
Apr 10th 2012, 2:01 am
Replies: 111
Views: 8,496
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Did you meet your partner via the internet?

So you met her online and married her in the same year?
Apr 10th 2012, 1:57 am
Replies: 118
Views: 10,012
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Daily Confessions!!

??? No. That one must've been a lie. Refresh my memory.
Apr 10th 2012, 1:52 am
Replies: 118
Views: 10,012
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Daily Confessions!!

I had a job recently for a well known chocolate manufacturer and wanked daily into the Easter egg mix.
Forum: The Lounge
Apr 10th 2012, 12:31 am
Replies: 28
Views: 2,612
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Top 5 regrets of the dying.

My mistake, I got the people in 3 and 4 round the wrong way.
Forum: The Lounge
Apr 10th 2012, 12:29 am
Replies: 28
Views: 2,612
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Top 5 regrets of the dying.

1: Wish I'd had more pussy
2: Wish I'd had less wives
3: Wish I could've ****ed Bonnie Langford
4: Wish I could've punched Tony Blair
5: Wish I could've been.a better husband to the non...
Forum: The Lounge
Apr 10th 2012, 12:16 am
Replies: 111
Views: 8,496
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Did you meet your partner via the internet?

Blimey... I've only just mentioned you. Don't get your gusset moist I'm not staying long .... your sisters just making my dinner.
Forum: The Lounge
Apr 10th 2012, 12:13 am
Replies: 111
Views: 8,496
Posted By Optimus Prime

Re: Did you meet your partner via the internet?

She rifles your pockets while you're sleeping and her boyfriend, Vladimir is living in a squat round the corner til your life insurance is established and they've thought of a good way to hide your...
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