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Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 9:47 pm
Replies: 15
Views: 1,179
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: My missus says that......

MY MISSUS SAYS THAT.......I should not stick it all in at once :eek: :eek:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 9:43 pm
Replies: 27
Views: 1,517
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Blocked in by another car - have your wits about you

YOU SHOULD HAVE HELPED OUT.....THEY MAY HAVE OFFERED YOU BACK TO THERE VILLA FOR A "NAKED SANDWICH" BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM:thumbup:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 9:02 pm
Replies: 13
Views: 1,079
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Tiles & shoes

I agree ANABELLA I also put a condom over each shoe while walking around the shops, people give me funny looks, but hey I am not falling all over the place so who looks funny now !!:thumbup: :thumbup:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 8:58 pm
Replies: 11
Views: 740
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Ferry or tunnel

Be VERY carefull if you have a pop at me over this question... you could be forever looked on as a "pillow biter" :ohmy:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 8:55 pm
Replies: 11
Views: 740
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Ferry or tunnel

THATS GOT ME THINKING......WHY DO GAYS LOVE THE BACK TUNNEL SO MUCH :confused: :confused: PLEASE HELP AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 8:53 pm
Replies: 11
Views: 740
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Ferry or tunnel

I DON'T LIKE GOING IN THE "BACK TUNNEL" FAR TO DARK AND SMELLY :ohmy:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 5:32 pm
Replies: 4
Views: 505
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Any S. Africans out there ?

DO YOU NEED A NEW WATCH !!!
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 5:30 pm
Replies: 43
Views: 2,031
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: JDR and death....

YOU MENTION NECROPHILIACS......YOUR REAL NAME IS NOT DENNIS NEILSEN IS IT :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 5:28 pm
Replies: 43
Views: 2,031
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Removal of Organs on death.

I Think My "external Organ" Won't Be Of Any Use To Anyone As I Spend All Day Tugging At It, I Am Only 8 Years Old, I Dread To Think What State It Will Be In By The Time I Am 95 !!! ;) ;)
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 5:25 pm
Replies: 43
Views: 2,031
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Removal of Organs on death.

DON'T HAVE A POP AT THE ELDERLY, THEY RIPPED MY HEAD OFF WHEN I SAID THEY SMELT OF WEE AND BISCUITS :p
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 5:19 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 966
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Welder Needed In Chiclana Area

I agree advice is free but if "you was to organise it" you must earn a living some how, or do Eroski give you your weekly shop for nothing
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 11:25 am
Replies: 9
Views: 966
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Welder Needed In Chiclana Area

Don't go throught a middle man, why pay him anything, I have used Vic severall times and found him fantastic he lives in Pinar near Erosaki phone number is 664212751
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 11:21 am
Replies: 3
Views: 554
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Spanish Lottery

YES YOU BUY A TICKET AND THEN YOU WAIT TO SEE IF YOU WIN, I UNDERSTAND FOR YOU THAT IT MIGHT BE QUITE DIFFICULT TO WORK OUT :p
Forum: Spain
Feb 24th 2007, 11:17 am
Replies: 43
Views: 2,031
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: JDR and death....

WHAT A BLOODY WIERDO YOU ARE
Forum: Spain
Feb 22nd 2007, 8:52 pm
Replies: 12
Views: 765
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Windows

YOU DIRTY PIKIE, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR WINDOWS
Forum: Spain
Feb 21st 2007, 7:19 pm
Replies: 20
Views: 1,212
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: What is...................??

I think the word you are looking for is BUGGER
did they call you a BUGGER worst still if they put the word POCO in front of it :p
Forum: Spain
Feb 21st 2007, 7:15 pm
Replies: 8
Views: 631
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Did I Start Bird Flu ??

On SKY NEWS today Bernard Matthews has been arrested for "LOVING A HEN"
round the back of one of the old chicken huts,
we now go live to the chicken hut with Sir Trevor Mc Donut for an exclusive...
Forum: Spain
Feb 21st 2007, 6:53 pm
Replies: 25
Views: 1,235
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Am I mad - Discuss

YES YOU ARE MAD, IN FACT YOU ARE AS MAD AS A BAG OF SMARTIES :D
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 9:38 pm
Replies: 27
Views: 1,313
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Stupid Questions

LEAT ? LEAT ? WHATS A BLOODY LEAT, ASK YOUR HUBBY FOR SOME SPELLING LESSONS :lol: :lol:
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 9:36 pm
Replies: 15
Views: 1,147
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Removal Company in Costa de la Luz?

my spassy arm is coming alone fine, thank you.
AND NO I AM NOT OFFERING..... WHERE IS YOUR HUBBY IN YOUR TIME OF NEED? I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE IS..... HE IS DOWN THE KINGS HEAD KNOCKING BACK A FEW...
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 9:31 pm
Replies: 13
Views: 781
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: One Mans View

have you thought of a witty response yet ..... HEY LOOK OUT YOU HAVE BABY SH*T ON YOUR HAND :( :(
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 9:25 pm
Replies: 15
Views: 1,147
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Removal Company in Costa de la Luz?

GOOD GOD, DO YOU WANT US ALL TO COME ROUND AND HELP PACK AS WELL:p
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 9:24 pm
Replies: 27
Views: 1,313
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Stupid Questions

AHH BUT IF YOU INCLUDE ME IN THAT ...........I WILL JUST ANSWER MY OWN QUESTIONS :p :p
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 9:17 pm
Replies: 18
Views: 1,243
Posted By Andy Pipken

Re: Airport Trips

its unlikely he is, as carrying paying passengers, needs a totaly different insurance policy.
basically a Taxi insurance policy, which I don't think you would be able to get in Spain as the Taxi...
Forum: Spain
Feb 15th 2007, 7:00 pm
Replies: 8
Views: 631
Posted By Andy Pipken

Did I Start Bird Flu ??

When I was a wee lad (more wee than I am now ) I had me first knee trembler with a right old BIRD called sharon while on me hols in Spain,
Come to think of it, while I was "back scutterling" the old...
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