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Forum: Australia
May 16th 2010, 6:53 am
Replies: 7
Views: 1,369
Posted By Santa

Re: Learning to drive in WA

All you need to do is prove you can drive forwards and backwards 6 metres and you'll get your P's
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 6th 2010, 11:54 am
Replies: 236
Views: 11,304
Posted By Santa

Re: Supermarket bag packing!

Can't argue with that, I married to a nurse.

Indeed they can moan, but as I say, an Aussie moaner is at best amateurish.
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 6th 2010, 11:49 am
Replies: 236
Views: 11,304
Posted By Santa

Re: Supermarket bag packing!

You want to break eggs over the head of a young girl on $8/hour trying to do you a good turn. Perhaps you want to get a grip of yourself !

Perhaps she/he want to break eggs over YOUR head. I...
Forum: The Barbie
Mar 6th 2010, 11:36 am
Replies: 236
Views: 11,304
Posted By Santa

Re: Supermarket bag packing!

I cannot think of anything that does not in some way irritate the British. Lets face it, we are pretty crap at most things, but moaning, no nation can hold a candle to us.
Feb 14th 2010, 12:51 pm
Replies: 109
Views: 7,310
Posted By Santa

Re: Where have you lived?

Grayshott Hampshire
Guildford Surrey
Chelsea
Haslemere Surrey
Charlton Hoethorne Dorset
South Cheriton Somerset
Ocean Reef Western Australia
Dunsborough Western Australia
Yallingup Western...
Forum: Australia
Feb 9th 2010, 2:47 pm
Replies: 6
Views: 678
Posted By Santa

Re: Weather

Sunny and 38c at the Cricket today

Check out www.weatherzone.com.au
Forum: The Barbie
Feb 9th 2010, 4:11 am
Replies: 40
Views: 1,731
Posted By Santa

Re: The new 747 takes to the sky

Funny that the internal seating pictures show First and Business, they seem to have forgotten Sardine class
Forum: France
Nov 18th 2009, 7:00 am
Replies: 0
Views: 621
Posted By Santa

French Investment Property

Hi all,

I'm an English expat living in South Western Australia and wondered if any of you could offer me some advise.

I'm thinking of buying a property in the French Alps with the thought of...
Forum: The Barbie
Nov 18th 2009, 6:41 am
Replies: 35
Views: 2,538
Posted By Santa

Re: Look what washed up on my local beach!

Looks a bit like my ex, but it cant be her, she wore big knickers
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 24th 2009, 11:28 am
Replies: 61
Views: 2,494
Posted By Santa

Re: Obituary

RIP Common Sense

Long live........ Political Correctness
Forum: Australia
Sep 21st 2009, 7:02 am
Replies: 12
Views: 969
Posted By Santa

Re: Renewing british passport from Australia

I'm just going through this at the moment. I contacted Australia Post, they will tell you which Post Offices offer the passport service. You will need to download the passport forms from the High...
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 14th 2009, 2:25 am
Replies: 141
Views: 6,104
Posted By Santa

Re: Yet another disappointing "thread" on B.E. comes to a close...

It's raining in Perth

It's cold in Perth

Where to live in Perth

Why is Perth soooooooooo boring

West Australia or Qld.....which is best
Forum: Australia
Aug 19th 2009, 3:29 pm
Replies: 70
Views: 12,156
Posted By Santa

Re: Differences between London and Perth...

You'll hear more English accents in Perth that you will in London !
Forum: The Barbie
Jul 10th 2009, 5:21 am
Replies: 29
Views: 1,220
Posted By Santa

Re: Dormant lunatic or sent over the edge?

Nope, he wont be welcomed into the priesthood, nothing in the article mentions him being a 'fiddler'

I'd imagine the very worst he can expect is a promotion.
Forum: Australia
Jul 9th 2009, 11:26 am
Replies: 7
Views: 1,116
Posted By Santa

Re: Anyone used Poms In Perth?

Yep, we used them about six years ago. They were very good then, presume they still are now. If your waiting for you shipping then they are a god send as the houses they provide are pretty well...
Forum: Australia
Jun 26th 2009, 9:24 am
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2009, 7:22 am
Replies: 66
Views: 21,931
Posted By Santa

Re: Some Michael Jackson jokes

Just heard that Elton John has been asked to perform at his funeral. He will sing that old classic...... Don't let your son go down on me
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2009, 6:58 am
Replies: 194
Views: 8,696
Posted By Santa

Re: Bl***y cheek of it

Tell you what, why dont you pull out of the sale now before these scoundrels upset you even more !

At the very least you would have got yourself a free tank of oil.

Actually, that's not a...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2009, 6:45 am
Replies: 66
Views: 21,931
Posted By Santa

Michael Jackson TRIBUTE thread

Noooooooooo, I was only kidding.

Put more jokes on this thread
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 26th 2009, 6:23 am
Replies: 66
Views: 21,931
Posted By Santa

Re: micheal jackson

It's a free world.

Just read with interest that it was $26 million he had to pay the 13 year old to keep quiet. What a generous man he was.
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 24th 2009, 8:41 am
Replies: 46
Views: 1,553
Posted By Santa

Re: At last, an Aussie politician talks sense...

I did read that about the Gulf Stream some time ago. Taking that into account, then it's an even bigger win win for the UK. Britain at last could become a true winter wonderland ! No more trudging...
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 24th 2009, 8:13 am
Replies: 46
Views: 1,553
Posted By Santa

Re: At last, an Aussie politician talks sense...

Who needs all that ice on the poles anyway, it's not as if you can go skiing. Besides, it's well known that there is oil under the South Pole, it would make the job of drilling for it much easier.
...
Forum: Australia
Jun 22nd 2009, 4:56 pm
Replies: 25
Views: 1,772
Posted By Santa

Re: Question about long haul flight?

Flying on Singapore with children is a pleasure, they will look after you very well. The previous poster was spot on, it's all very easy, much easier than you'd imagine. Good luck with your journey.
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 22nd 2009, 10:23 am
Replies: 28
Views: 1,100
Posted By Santa

Re: Fitness challenge

If I run down to the bottle shop to buy some smokes, does that count ?
Forum: The Barbie
Jun 18th 2009, 2:47 am
Replies: 194
Views: 8,696
Posted By Santa

Re: Bl***y cheek of it

You've contacted your solicitor beacause someone's done your mowing !!!! Jesus Christ, get a grip.
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