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Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 11:00 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

When walking in the park, don't pick up any interesting looking 'sticks'.
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 4:12 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Get used to never 'having a coffee' again.
Try some of these instead -
long black
short black
flat white
cappuccino
skinny cap
expresso
iced
mocha
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 2:30 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

London bankers, don't come to Aus if you intend to get a job working in an Aussie Maccas. :p
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 2:27 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Update your CD collection to aussie standards before you come.
Visit Woolies and search through the bargain bins for any rock albums from before 1999.
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 1:53 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

How could it be negative? You might just qualify for a happy meal.
Forum: Australia
Aug 27th 2004, 12:50 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Prepare for your new working environment by arriving late, leaving early and spending Friday afternoon down the pub.
Do as little work as possible while you're there and expect your boss to praise...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 6:31 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Make your own ute by ripping the back of a perfectly good car and replacing it with a large tin tray.
For more authenticity include some of the following items:
fishing rods
tool box
esky (cool...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 5:51 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Get your cereal from Sanitarium (http://www.sanitarium.com.au/)
Noun 1. sanitarium - a health facility where patients receive treatment

Don't get embarrassed if you need to buy Anusol - there's...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 4:54 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Jolly Swagmen
When camping by a billabong, make good use of the shade from a Coolibah tree.
You may wish to sing while you watch and wait for your billy to boil -
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda...
Forum: Australia
Aug 26th 2004, 2:42 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Remind yourself of home by standing fully clothed under a cold shower with a big fan blowing through.
Don't get out for at least an hour or until someone tells you that your bus has been cancelled.
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 6:14 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Don't be classed as a whinging pom.
Only say positive things in front of your new ozzie friends.
Infact stick to g'day, good on yer and ripper.
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 4:42 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Prepare yourself for Australian TV by getting your mates to come in every 5 minutes whilst your watching a movie, and then try to sell you utter crap in amusing ways. Repeat ad nauseam.
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 3:23 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Make your own strange looking sunshield socks using old stockings found in your wife's smalls drawer.
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 2:26 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Don't bring your British humour with you. It doesn't work.
It's straight forward, there is no trick.
Learn to be less subtle, more of a brick.
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 1:57 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Enjoy your life in oz by wearing rose tinted glasses at all times.
Forum: Australia
Aug 25th 2004, 1:48 am
Replies: 343
Views: 30,806
Posted By gedge

Re: Let's have a ''Top Tips'' thread..

Don't arrive home drunk, invade a tupperware party, begin fighting over issues including the hostess's breast size and weight. (http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=250832)
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