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Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:33 am

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A Newfie goes down to the Grand Bank wharf looking for work and walks up to the captain of a local fishing boat and says, 'Hey Capt'n got any work fer me?'
The captain gives him a 28 page job...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:33 am

Replies: 121

just some fun..

Views: 5,671

Posted By malcoltom

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President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic games he stands on the stage, clears his throat and begins:, Oh' he bellows, pausing for dramatic effect before he continues....

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:32 am

Replies: 121

just some fun..

Views: 5,671

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This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, "Excuse me sir, I...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:31 am

Replies: 121

just some fun..

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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"O.K. do...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:30 am

Replies: 121

just some fun..

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A girl goes into the doctor's for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:29 am

Replies: 121

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Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:28 am

Replies: 121

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Paddy was in New York .
He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:27 am

Replies: 121

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life
between the legs of me wife!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 9th 2008, 10:26 am

Replies: 121

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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter...
Then, while tracing her fingers in the...

Forum: New Zealand

Feb 23rd 2008, 4:40 pm

Replies: 121

just some fun..

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Posted By malcoltom

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Sometimes when you cry, no-one sees your tears. Sometimes when you are sad, no-one feels the pain. Sometimes when you are happy, there is no-one to share your joy but just try farting in public and...

Forum: New Zealand

Feb 20th 2008, 8:51 pm

Replies: 121

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A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party...

Forum: New Zealand

Feb 20th 2008, 8:50 pm

Replies: 121

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There is a man and his name is Bubba. Bubba has three daughters. Their names are Betty, Flo, and Luck. One Friday night Bubba was sitting and watching TV when the doorbell rang. So he got up and...

Forum: New Zealand

Feb 20th 2008, 8:47 pm

Replies: 121

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There was once this cowboy, riding through the wild west. One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides his horse up to it, and finds its an Indian laying on the ground...

Forum: New Zealand

Feb 18th 2008, 8:15 pm

Replies: 121

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The love story of Ralph and Edna.
> >>
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both
patients in a...

Forum: New Zealand

Feb 18th 2008, 8:14 pm

Replies: 121

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On the night before his wedding, the shy young man thought he ought to ask his father what was expected of him in the bedroom.
"What exactly do I have to do?" he asked tentatively. .
"Well, Son,"...

Forum: New Zealand

Feb 18th 2008, 8:14 pm

Replies: 121

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FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for " suck here."
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as...

Forum: New Zealand

Feb 18th 2008, 8:13 pm

Replies: 121

just some fun..

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Posted By malcoltom

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Do you do a stint on the stage?

Here's some from the Wirral

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her
right away.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each...

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