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Forum: New Zealand

Mar 11th 2008, 2:37 pm

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Only in America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE?

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 10th 2008, 12:16 am

Replies: 121

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''TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE TALIBAN''

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 10th 2008, 12:13 am

Replies: 121

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A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster.
The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster,...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 10th 2008, 12:12 am

Replies: 121

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A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa , taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer, along for the company.

One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 10th 2008, 12:09 am

Replies: 121

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Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 10th 2008, 12:06 am

Replies: 121

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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 10th 2008, 12:05 am

Replies: 121

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Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 8th 2008, 12:28 am

Replies: 121

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 8th 2008, 12:27 am

Replies: 121

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ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 8th 2008, 12:24 am

Replies: 121

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 8th 2008, 12:23 am

Replies: 121

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Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about...

Forum: New Zealand

Mar 8th 2008, 12:22 am

Replies: 121

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A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and walked
together in the long verandah when suddenly the...

Forum: New Zealand

Jan 28th 2008, 11:52 pm

Replies: 121

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Bravo for Sheriff Judd !!!

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD

Some "dirtbag" in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine
traffic stop ended up "executing" the deputy who...

Forum: New Zealand

Jan 28th 2008, 11:52 pm

Replies: 121

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A Taliban suicide bomber pulls the plug and
explodes.... .......BOOM! !!

A short while later he finds himself on a huge
white staircase leading towards the heavens, so...

Forum: New Zealand

Jan 28th 2008, 11:51 pm

Replies: 121

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School 1977 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are...

Forum: New Zealand

Jan 28th 2008, 11:50 pm

Replies: 121

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LITTLE Mark ON MATHS

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK.

He replies, "None, they...

Forum: New Zealand

Jan 28th 2008, 11:49 pm

Replies: 121

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An Arab man has spent many days crossing the desert without water.

His camel dies of thirst.

He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last,
when
all of a sudden he...

Forum: New Zealand

Nov 8th 2007, 7:32 pm

Replies: 121

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must be done in mexican accent:D

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert,

Wandering aimlessly and close to death.

They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,...

Forum: New Zealand

Nov 6th 2007, 11:23 pm

Replies: 121

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed...

Forum: New Zealand

Oct 26th 2007, 9:11 pm

Replies: 121

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Subject: The Dark Deal

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides
in the bedroom cupboard to watch....

Forum: New Zealand

Oct 26th 2007, 9:08 pm

Replies: 121

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A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be a few thousand dollars in it.

He approaches the...

Forum: New Zealand

Oct 25th 2007, 9:51 pm

Replies: 121

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and more.

AUSTRALIAN BRICKLAYER'S REPORT

Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's
accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian
equivalent...

Forum: New Zealand

Oct 25th 2007, 9:47 pm

Replies: 121

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I got more...:D

An 80-year old man goes for physical. All tests come back with normal results.

The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and...

Forum: New Zealand

Oct 25th 2007, 11:41 am

Replies: 121

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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to...

Forum: New Zealand

Oct 24th 2007, 1:30 pm

Replies: 121

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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm,
"I'd like to buy a horth" he Says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner...

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