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Forum: Canada
Sep 4th 2014, 2:51 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

And a box of Maltesers?
Forum: Canada
Sep 4th 2014, 12:53 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

There is a drink which clearly shows that the divide between Canadians and Brits is wider than the Atlantic...


Eggnog.
Forum: Canada
Aug 29th 2014, 10:26 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Anaesthetist... knock out... you can tell a gag's a good 'un if you have to explain it... :(
Forum: Canada
Aug 29th 2014, 10:07 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Anaesthetists Without Borders? ;)
Forum: Canada
Aug 29th 2014, 12:12 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

I was listening to the CBC news this morning and the announcer repeatedly referred to "Doctors Without Borders" in one article. The story then cut to the reporter on the ground who was talking about...
Forum: Canada
Aug 26th 2014, 4:39 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Leper jokes were very fashionable when I were a lad.

What do you call a leper in the bath?

Porridge.
Forum: Canada
Aug 26th 2014, 4:31 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Given the Canadian propensity for euphemising ghastliness, what might be your suggestions to tell the kids why Daddy didn't come home today?

"Daddy had to drop something off downtown."
Forum: Canada
Aug 26th 2014, 2:53 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

I wonder what the optimum height of a suicide jump is? It needs to be high enough to ensure certain death and not mere lifelong cabbagery, yet not so high as to allow enough time during the plunge...
Forum: Canada
Aug 26th 2014, 2:49 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

It's the availability of Canadian TV that makes it more appealing.
Forum: Canada
Aug 26th 2014, 1:16 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

But does she have nice presentable tits? Maybe you've damaged her self-esteem if she feels they're not good enough to whop out at a ministry meeting. Until Canada rids itself of cruel monsters like...
Forum: Canada
Aug 20th 2014, 6:20 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Canada is pretty rubbish when it comes to celebrity sex offenders, I can hardly think of any.
Forum: Canada
Jul 9th 2014, 1:25 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Here's a difference between Canadians and British people: British people, who don't have French as an official language, can pronounce French words better than Canadians.

I heard presenters on the...
Forum: Canada
Jul 8th 2014, 2:51 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Do one's circumstances make one's views unchallengeable?
Forum: Canada
Jul 8th 2014, 2:25 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

It's an intriguing thought.

In an age when dirty old men pretend to be teenage girls on the internet, Novo creates an alter-ego of a demented, racist old Welsh lady.
Forum: Canada
Jul 7th 2014, 7:11 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

I've met lots and lots of French people in my life, and not one of them has ever even mentioned 1066 let alone claimed credit for it.

The key to getting away with having crackpot views is to do it...
Forum: Canada
Jul 7th 2014, 2:31 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Why does dbd33 have Errol Flynn's penis in his tool bag? Those crazy cockernees. Gerraht moi pab!
Forum: Canada
Jul 7th 2014, 2:00 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

<thinks>

Errol Flynn's enormous 'ampton?

Wolver-ampton?

Wolver... pullover?

Errol Flynn had an enormous jumper?
Forum: Canada
Jul 7th 2014, 1:37 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Tools come in metric or imperial? Fancy that!

I just have a hammer of unknown system, an adjustable wrench and a universal set of swear words.
Forum: Canada
Jul 6th 2014, 4:15 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

My sympathy on the loss of your husband.

Don't get frustrated with this site, it's a great place to vent and challenge and support, but most of all, have a laugh. Don't take anything too...
Forum: Canada
Jul 4th 2014, 8:07 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

:) Going on the clues so far, I'd say that our new friend is Welsh, female, likes a drop of cider of a morning, and is pretty damned tasty with her fists.

Welcome! :thumbup:
Forum: Canada
Jul 4th 2014, 3:44 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

That's the spirit!! By Jove, that post got my blood up! Let's go and find some Froggies to put to the sword! Huzzah!
Forum: Canada
Apr 30th 2014, 1:10 am
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

I'm afraid there's not enough of a carrot there for me to do anything. What would I see if I did search the internetz? I don't know who the Natasha lady is, nor what Species is.
Forum: Canada
Apr 29th 2014, 1:07 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

They might run you over though as they drive home from the pub smashed - just like Britain in the 1970s. :)
Forum: Canada
Apr 27th 2014, 4:11 pm
Replies: 630
Views: 56,334
Posted By Jingsamichty

Re: Differences between Canadian and British people

Without wishing to generalize or cause offence, Canadians are slow-witted, docile and conformist. They are the cud-chewers, if you like, of the human race.
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