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Forum: Canada

Nov 27th 2004, 8:17 pm

Replies: 12

One for Eddie

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Posted By Toontje

Re: One for Eddie

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run....run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the...

Forum: Canada

Nov 27th 2004, 6:03 pm

Replies: 12

One for Eddie

Views: 596

Posted By Toontje

Re: One for Eddie

A truck driver hauling a tractor trailer filled with computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door reading, "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter at Your Own Risk."

He...

Forum: Canada

Nov 21st 2004, 6:00 pm

Replies: 12

One for Eddie

Views: 596

Posted By Toontje

Re: One for Eddie

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall,
holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes
they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy...

Forum: Canada

Nov 21st 2004, 3:53 pm

Replies: 12

One for Eddie

Views: 596

Posted By Toontje

Re: One for Eddie

This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.

"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me...

Forum: Canada

Nov 20th 2004, 4:47 pm

Replies: 12

One for Eddie

Views: 596

Posted By Toontje

One for Eddie

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

As he slept, two female...

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