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May 14th 2019, 1:09 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Big gun fan? ;)
May 12th 2019, 11:50 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

My original post referred to the whole nine yards! :rofl:
May 11th 2019, 8:46 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Or high water pressure does the same.
I might be middle aged but they aren't down around my knees .... yet ... and my John Thomas certainly hasn't been getting any larger, can I expect it to? ...
May 8th 2019, 1:52 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Low profile toilets. I can't be the only bloke on the continent whose junk occasionally gets dipped in the toilet water when sitting down, not pleasant! Second bathroom bogs seem to be the usual...
Feb 4th 2019, 10:14 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

The lawyers certainly thought so!
Feb 3rd 2019, 11:02 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Yeah, that'd be alcohol as well. Obviously a highly popular method as many enjoy it so much they repeat the whole thing over again... :whistle:
Jan 31st 2019, 2:33 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

True, many of the males have had to be surgically extracted from their camo gear and getting that MAGA ballcap off their heads is like scalping a live one!
Jan 31st 2019, 12:25 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Which leads me nicely to alcohol-free weddings, just WTF! I've been to three of them so far, bloody things should come with a boredom warning on the invite...
Oct 20th 2018, 11:49 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

A....ga do do do, push pineapple, shake the tree... :thumbsup:
Oct 17th 2018, 10:09 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Does your Home Depot not have barcode 'guns' at it self checkouts. The ones round here have a bank of supermarket style machines and then a pair of larger stations ( opposite two identcal machines...
Dec 31st 2017, 9:02 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

When you get drugs that say 'take half a pill' and said pills have no snap line so you have to try to half them with a sharp knife... :thumbdown:
Dec 10th 2017, 2:39 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

For a moment there I thought WTF, either this is some racial joke that I don't understand or some other kind of nuttiness courtesy of the NAACP but no you were right. I am now Wiki enlightened,...
Oct 16th 2017, 9:44 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Especially on the meat counter. Those blasted magnifying type glass cabinets have caught me out on several occasions. One sees three nice looking steaks, has them bagged and heads off to the till, is...
Sep 7th 2017, 6:34 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

So, to summarize, generally cyclists are no better than those in control of motorized vehicles.
May 5th 2017, 10:51 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Aren't you nearly seven feet tall though? I'd have thought any seat not in the emergency exit spot was tight for you. I find them cramped with my tiddly 29" inside leg.
Mar 10th 2017, 12:32 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

I'm all for kids being stuck in business class, keeps them out of cheapo seats where you'll find me lurking!
Mar 9th 2017, 11:52 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

What kind of muppet wastes alcohol on their kids? ;)
Mar 6th 2017, 11:13 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Roaches, centipedes, mantis and the like aren't pleasant but at least they are unlikely to mess you up. I spend a lot of my time under vehicles in my garage so the recent discovery of an 18" Rattler...
Feb 27th 2017, 11:21 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

I'm waiting for the NIMBY's in the sub-division to start moaning about the Brit who spends much of his freetime in his garage, door open, NPR blaring and a car engine in the hoist or transmission...
Feb 27th 2017, 11:38 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Hmmm, we had some 'friendly' advice from our neighbour that the HOA was cracking down on the way certain residents parked their cars in the neighbourhood. Lo and behold, the very next day there was a...
Feb 24th 2017, 2:02 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Gelatinous precipitate, perchance? :lol:
Feb 15th 2017, 11:08 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Did Izal come first or kitchen greaseproof paper ( can't think what they call it this side of the pond)?
I want to know why it is that reasonably robust toilet paper come apart on the stubble on my...
Feb 6th 2017, 10:09 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

You haven't 'lived' until you've been to Swindon and negotiated the 'magic roundabout' - not that I would recommend ever visiting Swindon. :rofl:
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Feb 6th 2017, 2:21 am
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

Roundabouts are not uncommon at the end of motorways but I can't think of one that intersects a motorway although there are some weird and wonderful junctions where motorways intersect (there was a...
Feb 4th 2017, 12:49 pm
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Posted By zzrmark

Re: Pet Peeves?

British motorways don't have roundabouts, they are not dissimilar to interstates. At 698 head per square mile one expects a bit of congestion on a dinky little island's roads, there's little excuse...
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