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Forum: France

Mar 15th 2016, 9:46 am

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Obama, Putin and Hollande are sitting naked in the sauna during the G8 summit.

There is a beeping, Obama's presses his wrist with his finger and the beeping stops. Hollande looks at him with...

Forum: France

Jul 26th 2015, 9:41 am

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A plane crashes on a desert island, the only survivors are the captain, the co-pilot and an air hostess.

They quickly get to work making a shelter, gathering wood for a fire, catching fish etc...

Forum: France

Jun 7th 2015, 5:00 pm

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:lol::rofl:

Forum: France

May 26th 2015, 6:03 pm

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Ooh la la, I like it!

Forum: France

May 20th 2015, 9:29 am

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Reminds me of a friend who travelled to Japan and noticed lots men going up to a machine in the toilets, undoing their fly, putting in a coin, waiting a minute or two and then leaving with a happy...

Forum: France

May 20th 2015, 9:25 am

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Love it!

Forum: France

May 8th 2015, 9:48 am

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Who would be a vet?

It was around midnight when I heard some yelping outside our house...it was a couple of dogs stuck together, but they now faced back to back. The old method of spraying with...

Forum: France

Feb 8th 2015, 2:44 pm

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Do you have the audio that goes with this TP?

Forum: France

Feb 8th 2015, 6:26 am

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Scientist efforts to understand chimps have been dealt a major blow:-

Dutch chimps adopt Scottish accent when they bond with new group - Market Business News...

Forum: France

Feb 6th 2015, 6:56 pm

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The village didn't need the German's money, they could just have agreed they all owed each other €100 and written it off. However, not being very bright, they probably needed the German to point this...

Forum: France

Dec 6th 2014, 9:29 am

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Authoritative view on why Yorkshire is better than Lancashire:-

Hitlers Trip To Yorkshire - YouTube

Forum: France

Dec 3rd 2014, 2:47 pm

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Secret identity of French Finance Minister

Nobody knows this but the French Finance Minister is actually none other than retired BBC commentator Murray Walker - you'd think someone would have...

Forum: France

Nov 27th 2014, 5:26 am

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Not sure if this is a good joke or a bad joke, but a joke it certainly is:-

There was once was a good man, who finding his people hungry and wanting to feed them, shared his disciple's 5 loaves...

Forum: France

Nov 26th 2014, 3:41 pm

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:thumbsup:

Forum: France

Nov 26th 2014, 12:44 pm

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Come, come TP - the title says "bad jokes" not "bloody awful jokes".

Forum: France

Nov 26th 2014, 9:40 am

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I would refer the honourable members to the title of this thread.

Forum: France

Nov 25th 2014, 4:36 am

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

In Dubai they don't watch The Flintstones but........Abu Dhabi Do!

Forum: France

Oct 29th 2014, 8:24 am

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Oh excellent! Must join a bridge club.

Forum: France

Apr 19th 2014, 5:30 am

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For those with decent French cos it doesn't translate:-

Avec quoi ramasse-t-on la papaye ? ... Avec une foufourche !

Makes the kids cry with laughter.

(Think stutter and straw)

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