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May 26th 2022, 5:03 am
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Another mass shooting of kids in America (of kids around the same age as mine, I just can’t comprehend dropping my kids off at school and this happening, but living here, it’s a much bigger...
Nov 14th 2020, 6:43 pm
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Re: WTF in America

Yeah, most of my job was mundane crap, dealing with noise complaints or booting out pool
jumpers. We did have a guy hang himself from one of the first floor balconies. I was first in scene. Having...
Nov 14th 2020, 6:00 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

A dollar an hour???????? Holy ****!!!! My first job over here (which I’ve tried to block from my memory) was running the security department at a beach resort in Santa Cruz. I was asked a few times...
Apr 30th 2020, 6:27 pm
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Apr 30th 2020, 2:59 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

I know it’s Facebook, but one of my friends posted a video from Fox News where a Dr was claiming the number of deaths have been inflated (it’s Fox, so it’s gotta be true, right?). Anyway, work is a...
Mar 21st 2019, 11:02 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Yep. My deductible is 500. I guess they don’t have windscreen cover for 60 quid, or at least Geico don’t.
Mar 21st 2019, 7:36 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

500 bloody dollars for a new car windshield through my insurance!!!! WTF!
Apr 11th 2017, 2:17 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Why does a country obsessed by God give no days off over Easter, when a country that couldn't give a shite about him gets a 4 day long weekend????
Oct 4th 2016, 12:52 am
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Deadly true. They named every part of the UK, and Ireland, apart from England.
Oct 3rd 2016, 11:02 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

I had a pilot ask me what part of South Africa I was from once. Another conversation I had.....
Where are you from
UK
Wales
No
Scotland
No
Ireland
(Rolled eyes no)
Great Britain
Dec 19th 2015, 1:12 am
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

I don't know why I'm putting this in the WTF section actually, because it's very believable LOL.....

US Voters Want Aladdin Kingdom Bombed - Poll...
Jun 18th 2015, 8:18 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Piers Morgan deserves to get the crap he does because at the end of the day, he's a complete prize bellend. I also get some yanks get the hump over someone from overseas preaching to them. But some...
Jun 18th 2015, 7:33 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

IMO, there's no better example of WTF in America than scrolling through Piers Morgan's Twitter feed after he's posted something about guns.
May 30th 2015, 12:34 am
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May 29th 2015, 6:21 am
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Suicidal Man Shot Dead By Police 'After Calling For Help' | The LAD Bible (http://www.theladbible.com/articles/suicidal-man-shot-dead-by-police-after-calling-for-help)
Mar 10th 2015, 6:26 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

I always heard that most Indian restaraunt in the UK were run by Bangledeshi's. Regardless of who they're run by, I got the impression if you popped down to a little place on Mumbai high street,...
Mar 10th 2015, 5:36 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

When I moved to London, I shared a house with 2 Pakistani guys (both called Mohammed Khan which was confusing LOL). Anyway, one day I said come on, let's go out for a curry. They sat looking at the...
Mar 10th 2015, 5:29 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Taco Bell is like a Doner Kebab! Food of the gods when your pissed, but disgusting when your sober LOL.
Feb 28th 2015, 2:08 am
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Highway Patrol Error Results In Hellish Roadside Experience For Classic Car Owner (http://news.yahoo.com/highway-patrol-error-results-hellish-roadside-experience-classic-223419826.html)
Feb 1st 2015, 5:00 am
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Oh yeah!

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u229/markonline1/6EF850F3-9E9F-44F2-B345-B7EC8DD6E101.jpg...
Jan 30th 2015, 11:24 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Yeah, but what a great 11 minutes it is!!! Just a shame it's about the 2 worst teams competing it could be as far as I'm concerned.




Im 41 years old and can honestly say, Viz still has me...
Jan 21st 2015, 3:50 am
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

Only had to watch the first 20 seconds! I really don't think there is another country on earth like this one LOL.
Apr 17th 2014, 6:57 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

3 words...... Dick Van Dyke.
Apr 17th 2014, 6:08 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

I just found out the guy that played Higgins in Magnum PI is in fact from Texas and not English! WTF!!! I'd have bet my house he was English with that accent.
Mar 12th 2014, 7:37 pm
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Posted By markonline1

Re: WTF in America

I'm waiting for the I'm taking the piss smilie.........
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