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Forum: The Barbie
Oct 13th 2010, 9:03 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

paulry is commonly known in his home town as the man called horse and has old ladies worn crusty knickers posted through his letter box on a regular basis which he is collecting and has been sewing...
Forum: The Barbie
Oct 7th 2010, 9:43 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

paulry is the world champion in the thumb wrestling federation, his thumb name is mr extremogogachog
Forum: The Barbie
Oct 4th 2010, 10:03 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

imran was thrown out of his local thespian group for insisting on wearing his tights too tight and expecting to to fit a strawberry pavlova down the front
Forum: The Barbie
Oct 3rd 2010, 11:01 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

paulry is really the love child of dennis rousos and cynthia payne and inherited his fathers eyebrows and his mothers collection of crutchless knickers which he is taking offers for on ebay
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 29th 2010, 9:48 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

imranprogrammer has 6 toes on both feet and 3 nipples and there fave sayin is "kinda like a v doubleya"
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 27th 2010, 8:49 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

kelli28 loves poppadoms and spreads mango chutney on them to soften them up so she can stick then round her table lamps before she dons her turban made out of pink satin and sits on her door mat...
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 26th 2010, 12:03 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

expatsia has a ginger afro that they religiously comb everynight for at least 45 mins before stopping for a good head rub with a big knob of "i cant believe its not butter" then lets the...
Forum: The Barbie
Sep 13th 2010, 11:39 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

dunroaming dances the macarena beautifully and introduces themselves as lalocharita sanchez at the local monthly cheese an wine tasting dressed as lady gaga in her new meat outfit
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 20th 2010, 6:56 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

shirlw the saucy minx can suck an egg through a hose pipe without cracking it
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 19th 2010, 8:54 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

iam does not encourage shirlw at all nor does he willingly allow the ladies in the local hairdressers to practise on him keeping his perfect dreadlocked locks in tip top condition
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 16th 2010, 7:28 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

alfresco trims his favorite bush every evening whilst serenading it in an antonio benderos accent then finishes with a glass of asti spumante
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 16th 2010, 8:06 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

MrsE's self manicure consists of her chewing off her toenails and eating them while massaging chip pan oil into her dainty digits
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 15th 2010, 7:30 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

pollyanna watches re runs of monkey in her monkey outfit doin that swishy thing with her fingers waiting for the cloud to float down and take her away
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 15th 2010, 6:47 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Alfreso horserides naked every 22nd night in the month polishing the saddle with his hairless nutcracking bottom
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 14th 2010, 8:57 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

MrsE and Alfresco make and send hankerchiefs coated in scented banana flavoured balm to the poor in mexico
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 12th 2010, 9:58 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

mrsE is hoping alfresco will wine and dine her and buy her the diamond studded mohair basque she's always wanted
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 10th 2010, 8:25 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

berniebottybarfly is really dj squarepusher and works at the playboy mansion to earn some extra cash to pay for his expensive fetish for apple strudel ....... with custard!
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 9th 2010, 7:48 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

:rofl::rofl:



shirlw doesnt have any good recommendations regarding anne summers "equipment" for berniebottybarfly at all!!!!
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 6th 2010, 12:06 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

only whilst scottishcelts is busy rifling through their shopping trolleys looking for their dirty knickers to sniff
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 6th 2010, 7:06 am
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

ivanM buffs them to a glorious shine til he can see him face in them every second tuesday
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 5th 2010, 6:38 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

bernie barfly is sad he doesnt own a gimp suit but consoled himself by trawling through the for sales in his bikerboys do southend mag
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 5th 2010, 6:30 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

bernie has piercings ... one in each nipple and a prince albert all joined by a chain that his wife pulls when she wants a cup of tea!!!
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 2nd 2010, 7:26 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

shirlw bathes every night in donkey milk, exfoliates with an oven mitt and fondles her little yellow duck called stewart lovingly until the milk goes cold
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 2nd 2010, 6:56 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

shirlw only jealous as she couldnt have a go at banging paulry's conkers cos he was busy soaking them in vinigar
Forum: The Barbie
Aug 2nd 2010, 12:18 pm
Replies: 4,642
Views: 293,398
Posted By scottandsel

Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

hehe :sneaky:

paulry like to air his conkers outside in the sunshine before buffing them up to a nice shine
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