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Forum: Australia
Mar 11th 2004, 6:39 am
Replies: 6
Views: 640
Posted By madmancunian

Re: What is this en-suite ?

It's when you have a dunny next to the bed.

MadM.
Forum: Australia
Mar 8th 2004, 5:11 am
Replies: 2
Views: 357
Posted By madmancunian

The mystery of love

You won't stay single in Aus for long with these great chat-up lines...

MadM

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Hello, I've got big feet.

Lie to me, Pinnochio, lie to me
Forum: Australia
Mar 2nd 2004, 12:56 am
Replies: 43
Views: 3,023
Posted By madmancunian

Re: Pommie Bastard

PB was a witty employed teenager who spent all day (except for his golf Friday's) on the internet - cutting and pasting mostly daft reader letters from the local rag - rarely posted news articles...
Forum: Australia
Sep 9th 2003, 7:39 am
Replies: 17
Views: 982
Posted By madmancunian

A drive through shoe shop - now there's a...

A drive through shoe shop - now there's a thought.

Stick your foot out of the window while the measure it up. If you're a lady (or a scotsman) best not wear a skirt.

MM.
Forum: Australia
Aug 28th 2003, 2:44 pm
Replies: 67
Views: 3,300
Posted By madmancunian

Just behave yourself ok, and play nicely with the...

Just behave yourself ok, and play nicely with the other children.

MM

Are you sure you're not in a ageing Rock band? All these farewell concerts followed swiftly by a come-back tour.
Forum: Australia
Aug 28th 2003, 2:38 pm
Replies: 63
Views: 7,216
Posted By madmancunian

Cyber-stalking is a crime. Quit while you're...

Cyber-stalking is a crime.

Quit while you're ahead.

MM
Forum: Australia
Aug 28th 2003, 2:37 pm
Replies: 76
Views: 4,120
Posted By madmancunian

Re: What's in it for the expats?

Still odd how he and PB left at the same time.

MM
Forum: Australia
Aug 12th 2003, 2:20 pm
Replies: 43
Views: 2,780
Posted By madmancunian

Look - why are you all argiung with a couple of...

Look - why are you all argiung with a couple of spotty teenagers? Yes, I mean PB and Wilf. Don't be fooled by their attempted 'I am old and wise and you are young and a fool...' sort of nonsense.
...
Forum: Australia
Jul 23rd 2003, 5:51 am
Replies: 38
Views: 1,869
Posted By madmancunian

With some of the strange sounding suburbs in...

With some of the strange sounding suburbs in Brisbane - it's best to become a cunning linguist too!

MM
Forum: Australia
Jul 23rd 2003, 5:46 am
Replies: 13
Views: 741
Posted By madmancunian

Was the pilot lost? Doesn't seem to be a straight...

Was the pilot lost? Doesn't seem to be a straight line to me.

MM
Forum: Australia
Jun 23rd 2003, 3:10 pm
Replies: 44
Views: 2,788
Posted By madmancunian

Re: Who's missing British TV - I have a plan.

Firstly, methinks you'll have problems burning any TV programs to DVD. Windows XP will probably stop you (but using another OS with DeCSS is a different matter). The DMCA mob will probably come...
Forum: Australia
Jun 23rd 2003, 3:04 pm
Replies: 44
Views: 2,788
Posted By madmancunian

Hey what's this. I've away from this forum...

Hey what's this.

I've away from this forum for a while and now I've found someone's been stealing my signature.

MM
Forum: Australia
Jun 23rd 2003, 3:00 pm
Replies: 5
Views: 701
Posted By madmancunian

Re: Air Conditioning

Most split systems a/c have at least 3 settings - 'Cool', 'Dry' and 'Auto' (reverse-cycle also will have 'Heat'). Avoid the 'Dry' setting as this will cause your nose to try to dance a jig by itself....
Forum: Australia
Jun 23rd 2003, 2:58 pm
Replies: 39
Views: 2,452
Posted By madmancunian

Seriously, never mind that - has she ever lived...

Seriously, never mind that - has she ever lived in Brisbane for that matter? Not just the Gold Coast or Sunshine Coast.

But never mind - keep posting Dotty - they are are very entertaining and...
Forum: Australia
Jun 23rd 2003, 2:52 pm
Replies: 5
Views: 528
Posted By madmancunian

Re: Wedding presents

David Jones
http://www.davidjones.com.au/gift_bridal/home.jsp?SID=HomeGiftBridal

and Myer
http://www.myer.com.au/services/gifts.asp

If you really desperate...
Forum: Australia
Jun 23rd 2003, 2:48 pm
Replies: 9
Views: 648
Posted By madmancunian

Re: hay fever

Depends where you're going to - it's lower in the cities than countryside.

The pollen count can get pretty high around spring & summer (Nov-Feb) especially in Adelaide and Melbourne. It's not as...
Forum: Australia
Jun 23rd 2003, 7:53 am
Replies: 51
Views: 3,019
Posted By madmancunian

Remarkable eh?? Here we have the 3 of the...

Remarkable eh??

Here we have the 3 of the biggest Anti-Aus wingers going on about making a profit in the Oz house price boom, but somehow you'll never see them pointing this out as a positive...
Forum: Australia
Jun 18th 2003, 7:55 am
Replies: 3
Views: 503
Posted By madmancunian

Re: You are much too old for this malarky

Oh yes.

To complete the line for PB - "And now I am not a child I have no thoughts..."

MM
Forum: Australia
Jun 18th 2003, 7:35 am
Replies: 3
Views: 503
Posted By madmancunian

You are much too old for this malarky

Insert the appropriate name [Pommie Bastard/ Wilf] in the appropriate space ....


You are old, Father ...
Lewis Carroll

'You are old, Father ...,' the young man said,
'And your hair has...
Forum: Australia
Jun 17th 2003, 7:04 am
Replies: 1
Views: 461
Posted By madmancunian

To those trying to stop the Pommie immigration

To Steptoe and Son,

Give up now!

MM
Forum: Australia
Jun 12th 2003, 5:54 am
Replies: 70
Views: 2,104
Posted By madmancunian

Re: Vote For Bettys replacement?

You forgot Kylie - the new face of BA.

"I should be so lucky, luck, lucky..."

MM
Forum: Australia
Jun 12th 2003, 5:50 am
Replies: 77
Views: 4,889
Posted By madmancunian

Good luck Davo - you'll need it. MM

Good luck Davo - you'll need it.

MM
Forum: Australia
May 28th 2003, 1:15 am
Replies: 14
Views: 955
Posted By madmancunian

The lakes are good but can get a little crowded...

The lakes are good but can get a little crowded on bank holiday weekends - better to dash up the M6 to scotland - much prettier.

But really, looking for greenery in Manc.? Try some of the more...
Forum: Australia
May 27th 2003, 1:32 am
Replies: 14
Views: 955
Posted By madmancunian

Re: Manchester never?

No she is and was in UMIST - a 'diamond in the rough'.

I see you're still pretending to be a grown-up and using daddy's computer? You really ought to stop wasting time - and go out and get a job....
Forum: Australia
May 27th 2003, 1:23 am
Replies: 14
Views: 955
Posted By madmancunian

Re: Manchester never?

UMIST - a scientific powerhouse? ROFL.

My wife used to work there - a powerhouse (scientific or otherwise) it is not! Dream on.

MM.
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