lullabelle

Anything involving "celebrities" pretending to be poor/old/blind/disabled/ugly etc for a week so they can "experience life like *real people* and we can all gawp at the terrible circumstances some people face.

Celine Dion

Riverdance

Any reality tv show which involves gobby wannabes braying endlessly about utter shite.

Cricket, snooker and darts. As spectator sports as darts and snooker in a pub can be fun.

Sandboy

all of the above as I'm a right miserable bastard

*except BC's outrageous cricket slur ( you can have 20/20 but leave test cricket out of it )

douglasgrant

house wifes of beverly hills and its ugly cousin the maids of beverly hills.

Robajob

Dubai Eye 103.2 , with the honourable exception of Meow's appearances

Brains1983

+1

Oyibopeppeh

Anything showing on Channel E

MissDemeanor

Cabaret singers.
The ones who play shit nightclubs and weddings in sequin dresses and suits.

And on the holiday front,anything with the title 'activity'.No thanks!

The Dean

Last of the Summer Wine....... FORTY years old, Northerner-patronising unfunny garbage..............

Bill Cosby and Steve Martin, the unfunniest men ever...........

Paul Merton's live stand-up performances......... like The Sooty Show, but less funny.........

Meow

The Conga.

mikewot

Oooohhh nasty. Reminds me of the Birdie Song and The Timewarp and lets throw YMCA into the mix for good measure.

lullabelle

AAAAAAAGAAAA Do do do, push pineapple shake the tree... Etc

We're havin a gang bang, we're havin a ball... Etc

Black Lace... Are they ironically fashionable yet?

Meow

I hope they never are, although I understand from friends that Agadoo is popular at all children's parties where they live, in South Didsbury. I was appalled at this form of child abuse.

MacScot

Whatever floats your boat...

britexpat76

Dry Restaurants............

co durham boy

Doha....