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Old Aug 29th 2017, 7:19 am
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A bit of a light hearted one for the Eid weekend, my starter for 10 fils:-

Palestinian authorities are adamant in their belief that Israel has been dumping aphrodisiac laced chewing gum on Gaza for years, the reason for this? To boost the sex drive of young people and "corrupt" them.

Go on, they don't have to be real - you too can make them up.
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Diana was bumped off by the Queen/MI5
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Diana was bumped off by the Queen/MI5
wait, that's not true?
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Man on the moon ???
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9/11 was executed by Al Qaeda
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9/11 was executed by Al Qaeda
You mean it wasn't the CIA ? damn there goes the reality.
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JFK...Grassy Knoll

If they can shoot him what has taken so long to slot the Donald ffs
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Obama was born in Kenya and somehow fooled the US into thinking he was born in Hawaii. Trump was a major proponent of this CT.
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The Holocaust.

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Staff who work in HR and Recruitment are humans.
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This forum is funded by multiple countries immigration departments to assist in not granting access to chancers...
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Trump is kim jong il with plastic surgery
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Glibal warming, cooling, manmade impact on climate change generally
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The fema coffin pile
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Paul mccartney is an alien
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