You Know You are in the UAE When...
Apr 7th 2011, 11:05 am
#91
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
This is really funny. I hope I will live there one day (soon) 
Apr 16th 2011, 5:09 am
#92
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
...you apartment block's basement car park can only accommodate 2/3 of the cars it was designed for because all the drivers are too lazy and incompetent to park in only one parking space.
Apr 16th 2011, 5:20 am
#93
Excess Baggage
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
The toilet seat and the floor are soaking wet.
Apr 16th 2011, 5:54 am
#94
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
You die while in custoday for being pissed
Apr 16th 2011, 5:56 am
#95
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Apr 16th 2011, 6:57 am
#96
Perky but sarky
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
you get asked about your school education during job interviews. In fact it is the very first question.
It was so long ago I can't actually remember if incidents from my schooldays were real or something I saw on "Grange Hill"
you get asked about your school education during job interviews. In fact it is the very first question.
It was so long ago I can't actually remember if incidents from my schooldays were real or something I saw on "Grange Hill"
Apr 16th 2011, 9:31 am
#100
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Apr 16th 2011, 9:46 am
#103
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Apr 16th 2011, 10:07 am
#104
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Nah, I'm being unfair. Some of it is edible. The purple rice (which comes with EVERY SINGLE MEAL) is fine, and there have been one or two reasonable meat dishes.
Apr 16th 2011, 10:13 am
#105
Bored liberal
Joined: Feb 2007
Location: Over there ----->
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
I eat in a great little Korean in Satwa (magic tea in there) and lived near the UK's largest Korean population and have never had the purple rice.
