You Know You are in the UAE When...
Been compiling my little list of these. Any Additions?
Here are mine... The ring pull comes off your can of coke. You spend as much time driving on the motorway looking backwards as you do looking forwards. You aren’t surprised to be called ‘Mamsir’. There are only two seasons. Summer and Hell. You hardly ever walk anywhere. Customer service is an oxymoron. You get used to carrying ten times as much money in cash around with you than you would ever do back home. When you try to sell something, you automatically double the price you want for it because everyone is going to expect a discount or offer you 50% and expect you to take it. When booking a table for dinner, tee off time for a round of golf or anything similar you give your name as ‘Mr. (firstname)’. E.g. Mr. John, Mr. Rob. When you do have to give your full name or company name to someone over the phone, you really, really wish it was short and easy to spell. “My name is Jonathan. That’s JONATHAN. J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N. No, let me say that again J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N . etc.’ The moment you need to get anything done like renewing your car registration, getting the dishwasher repaired or querying a phone bill your heart sinks, because you know that the experience is going to be worse than digging your own eyes out with a hot spoon. If you’re with Du, it sucks but the thought of going to Etisalat isn’t much better. The opposite is true if you are with Etisalat. There are two taps on your bath or sinks. Hot and lukewarm. |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by shandolier
(Post 9276551)
There are two taps on your bath or sinks. Hot and lukewarm.
good list though |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by shiva
(Post 9276559)
you need to turn your water heater off :p
good list though Out of station means out of the country Speed signs are a guideline Alcohol and pork cost you 30% more than the already jacked up prices |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
ordering a takeaway is like pulling your own toenails off or having a conversation with a four year old, sometimes both
you know what doing the needful and backside of are |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by shiva
(Post 9276583)
ordering a takeaway is like pulling your own toenails off or having a conversation with a four year old, sometimes both
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by shiva
(Post 9276583)
ordering a takeaway is like pulling your own toenails off or having a conversation with a four year old, sometimes both
you know what doing the needful and backside of are You have a good name You use the horn in your car more in a week than you would in a year in the UK Shops rarely have small change You have to ask for cold milk in tea and coffee People have the oddest names You and your partner argues about who doesn't order something over the phone Where directions include turn left at the mosque and/or speedbump Every Friday lunchtime you get to listen to a rant that sounds like the Nuremberg rally Cars can be cleaned with a feather duster |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by Meow
(Post 9276713)
Ah yes. The place where 'park in my backside' doesn't mean anything rude
You have a good name You use the horn in your car more in a week than you would in a year in the UK Shops rarely have small change You have to ask for cold milk in tea and coffee People have the oddest names You and your partner argues about who doesn't order something over the phone Where directions include turn left at the mosque and/or speedbump Every Friday lunchtime you get to listen to a rant that sounds like the Nuremberg rally Cars can be cleaned with a feather duster Only the motorbike rider wears a helmet Bicycles are ridden on the pavement Expatriates pay for locals to waste water on their gardens People choose to use tube lighting in their homes The first and last experience of a local for most tourists is the immigration dude The hole in the wall doesn't mean a 'glory hole' |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
when the cling-film refuses to stick to itself.
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
When a taxi driver asks if he can stop for a 'urine break' :blink:
If you don't intervene, buying 10 items in a supermarket can result in 10 carrier bags |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse
(Post 9276737)
when the cling-film refuses to stick to itself.
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 9276775)
:thumbup: we use tin foil instead now
- You no longer ask any shop assistant any question at all because you just know that it'll either be greeted with a blank stare, a completely unrealistic promise of delivery at some point in the future (usually tomorrow or next month) or you're vaguely pointed in a random direction and mumbled at. - You greet any form of deadline with raised eyebrows and a vague shrug, whilst wondering why you even bothered asking, because it's never going to happen on time anyway. - When something actually happens efficiently, or someone does their job properly, you start doubting reality and have to go and lie down for a bit. |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
*I love the ringpulls- makes me all nostagic.
*You wear a jumper to work even though its 45 degrees outside because the aircon is artic8 * you enter a modern hotel and end up in a rustic english pub with fake beams with 20 prostitutes at the bar *You play russian roulette using a pedestrian crossing * When taxi drivers tell you they make you a good husband if you take them back to the uk *You get super exited when you see pork on a menu * you pay 7 quid for a drink in a mediocre bar * please revert * oh and everyone tells you too much- you drink too much madam,you buy too much madam, you spend too much madam and do men get called sirmamsir as wella s women? |
Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 9277042)
* you enter a modern hotel and end up in a rustic english pub with fake beams with 20 prostitutes at the bar
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Nelsons at Media Rotana- Tecom, to name 1
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Re: You Know You are in the UAE When...
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 9277056)
Which bars?
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