kittycat1

lol dean, I think i had started to undress but gave up half way through...at least i made it to bed, normally crash on the sofa

Spugsy

ah get her home and she can keep them on, problem solved.

norsk

My mate had just moved into his newly built house and was throwing a housewarming/christmas party. Me and some others decided to bring in some christmas cheer by chopping down the fir tree in the neighbours garden. best of all it was already decorated with lights. unfortunately it was about a meter too tall so completely ruined his new ceiling, and of course the neighbour wasn't very pleased...

Many years ago I was at a houseparty where some poor bugger managed to break the toilet by dropping a bottle on it. You would be surprised how easily they break. His parents were coming back in the morning and he wasn't really allowed to have a party so speed was of the essence when it came to fixing the toilet. 2 guys took a wheelbarrow down to a building site about 2 miles away and stole a brand new bog. We then spent 2 hours installing it. His parents never knew....

In terms of morning after surprises my lips are sealed. Plenty of weird and wonderful things happened, but they are all classified information. However I can definitely vouch for the old saying that sleeping with your shoes on gives you a headache....