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Old Jul 24th 2010, 10:53 am
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Thought this could be fun post.

I actually had quite a tame night last night but as an example;

I woke up this morning wearing half of the clothes I went out in, apparently I was unable to remove my boots and bottoms, but the top half seemed to be missing, I was asleep on top of the duvet with a pint of milk laying next to me, and appear to have sent a load of drunken texts- brilliant! My handbag was full of sand (second time I've done that), and i can feel some bruises coming up on my legs. Not much of a recollection of last night but pretty sure I had a good time and threw some shapes on the dancefloor. Ok, quite tame- no random strangers anywhere in my apartment, I wasn't in prison and I hadn't stolen anything ( ie traffic cones) but I certainly know I had a drink last night

So I am sure you guys and gals have some funny stories on the morning after the night before- care to share to try and stop my head form hurting?
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
Thought this could be fun post.

I actually had quite a tame night last night but as an example;

I woke up this morning wearing half of the clothes I went out in, apparently I was unable to remove my boots and bottoms, but the top half seemed to be missing, I was asleep on top of the duvet with a pint of milk laying next to me, and appear to have sent a load of drunken texts- brilliant! My handbag was full of sand (second time I've done that), and i can feel some bruises coming up on my legs. Not much of a recollection of last night but pretty sure I had a good time and threw some shapes on the dancefloor. Ok, quite tame- no random strangers anywhere in my apartment, I wasn't in prison and I hadn't stolen anything ( ie traffic cones) but I certainly know I had a drink last night

So I am sure you guys and gals have some funny stories on the morning after the night before- care to share to try and stop my head form hurting?
I once woke up after a night out unable to open my left eye which was obviously a concern.

After having to pull my face off the bed sheets it became clear that I'd been sick in my sleep and had glued my eyes shut with sick. Not the best start to the day.
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
Thought this could be fun post.

I actually had quite a tame night last night but as an example;

I woke up this morning wearing half of the clothes I went out in, apparently I was unable to remove my boots and bottoms, but the top half seemed to be missing, I was asleep on top of the duvet with a pint of milk laying next to me, and appear to have sent a load of drunken texts- brilliant! My handbag was full of sand (second time I've done that), and i can feel some bruises coming up on my legs. Not much of a recollection of last night but pretty sure I had a good time and threw some shapes on the dancefloor. Ok, quite tame- no random strangers anywhere in my apartment, I wasn't in prison and I hadn't stolen anything ( ie traffic cones) but I certainly know I had a drink last night

So I am sure you guys and gals have some funny stories on the morning after the night before- care to share to try and stop my head form hurting?
My only concern is you are wearing boots in this weather

I have had so many drunken nights, not so many here though. I do remember nightclubbing in Watford many years ago, after the obligatory stop off at the kebab shop, was dying for a pee and there was nowhere to go. So me and the gals went into a car park and did our pee at the back of some cars only, just as we were getting up to rearrange our skirts, a 6ft plus copper was standing over us, we were doing our pee in Watford Police car park

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well they matched the outfit Grace...
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well they matched the outfit Grace...
But its soo hot.

oh wait for it the dean will be asking if they were knee high and did you have a whip with you
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My only concern is you are wearing boots in this weather
omg, that's EXACTLY what i was going to post...geez, the thought or wearing boots in this heat, there is no outfit that warrants that, lol...

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I once woke up in a b&b in Carlisle where we were working and the guy who I was sharing with had coloured my glasses in with a marker pen, I flicked the light switch on and shit my pants (not literally,Im not spicing the story up) but I did think I had gone blind.
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omg, that's EXACTLY what i was going to post...geez, the thought or wearing boots in this heat, there is no outfit that warrants that, lol...

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girls in boots.....yum!
eeuuwww, not when the sweat is gathering in their boots, lol...

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girls in boots.....yum!
yeah i love knee high boots but not in 45 degrees
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I was in air conditioning...
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You guys seem to be having a good time here! Good on you.

I was really scared before I moved out here in regards to just being able to have a drink and some fun.... well actually I still am... I havent gone out once!

I'm just afraid I will get picked on and harrassed by officials as I am a brown skinned (so I look local) plus muslim expat that drinks... ohh myyy...

Lovin' the stories anyhoo
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Hmmm mornings after:

Went to bed with one girl woke up with two.... Still no idea on that one,
Went to a party in Northhampton, woke up in a house in Plymouth.....
Having slept in mates car in a public car park woken up by policemen with guns asking if we had seen the armed robbers that had just robbed the bank we were parked behind .....
Not a morning after but being made to walk (escorted) down the M25 by traffic police to replace the 25+ orange lights we had decided would improve the ambience of the party we were heading to ......

Those are about the worst of them but plenty of the traffic cone, sprains / bruises and a few broken bone stories.....
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
Thought this could be fun post.

I actually had quite a tame night last night but as an example;

I woke up this morning wearing half of the clothes I went out in, apparently I was unable to remove my boots and bottoms, but the top half seemed to be missing, I was asleep on top of the duvet with a pint of milk laying next to me, and appear to have sent a load of drunken texts- brilliant! My handbag was full of sand (second time I've done that), and i can feel some bruises coming up on my legs. Not much of a recollection of last night but pretty sure I had a good time and threw some shapes on the dancefloor. Ok, quite tame- no random strangers anywhere in my apartment, I wasn't in prison and I hadn't stolen anything ( ie traffic cones) but I certainly know I had a drink last night

So I am sure you guys and gals have some funny stories on the morning after the night before- care to share to try and stop my head form hurting?
Sorry - did I misread that? You woke up topless, but couldn't remember how or why??

Next time I'm in your neighbourhood, fancy going out with me...........?
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Was at a party years ago, sat down in a chair after drinking far too much red wine, and literally thought I had only blinked, but.......shut my eyes with party going in full swing, opened them, room pitch black, empty, no music, cold. Weirdest thing ever!
As for here, god, not saying a word for fear of it being used against me!
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