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Yet another sex survey..........

Old Nov 9th 2008, 5:51 am
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Default Yet another sex survey..........

...... this time from that publication that is always leading the way when it comes to dealing with matters of a sexual nature........... the Daily Telegraph.......

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ers-claim.html
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Old Nov 9th 2008, 5:55 am
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I like it when the foreplay starts days ahead of the actual event...so I must be weird...hmmmmm
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
I like it when the foreplay starts days ahead of the actual event...so I must be weird...hmmmmm
Well, that killed that thread...
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Old Nov 9th 2008, 7:04 am
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Well, that killed that thread...
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Old Nov 9th 2008, 7:07 am
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Old Nov 9th 2008, 7:27 am
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I thought foreplay was defined as closing the bedroom door and drawing the curtains.........
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I thought foreplay was defined as closing the bedroom door and drawing the curtains.........
..I thought foreplay was "Are you awake ?"
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..I thought foreplay was "Are you awake ?"
Or: Shit, were you awake!
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Or: Shit, were you awake!
No that's the afterglow!

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I thought foreplay was defined as closing the bedroom door and drawing the curtains.........

you forgot ' turning the lights off'. Critical stage that.
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Default Re: Yet another sex survey..........

I like the "16.2 minutes" thing...

- interviewer: how long does sex last?
- woman: "oo, I'd say about 16 minutes and 12 seconds on average, although last time it was definitely 12 minutes and 53 seconds..."

What were they doing, staring at a clock? Counting "one thousand, two thousand, etc... " throughout?!
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Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty View Post
I like the "16.2 minutes" thing...

- interviewer: how long does sex last?
- woman: "oo, I'd say about 16 minutes and 12 seconds on average, although last time it was definitely 12 minutes and 53 seconds..."

What were they doing, staring at a clock? Counting "one thousand, two thousand, etc... " throughout?!
No silly, it's an average. They asked two people, first one said 48 mins 28 secs, second one said 3 grunts. Then they averaged it...
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Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty View Post
I like the "16.2 minutes" thing...

- interviewer: how long does sex last?
- woman: "oo, I'd say about 16 minutes and 12 seconds on average, although last time it was definitely 12 minutes and 53 seconds..."

What were they doing, staring at a clock? Counting "one thousand, two thousand, etc... " throughout?!
..the extra 41 seconds the last time was trying to open the condom packet with KY jellied fingers !
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I had sex once.........
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I had sex once.........
What did it cost you?

Are there many nice young ladies in your part of the world Dean or is it strictly solo performances for expats?
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