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The Dean

Nov 9th 2008 5:51 am

Yet another sex survey..........

...... this time from that publication that is always leading the way when it comes to dealing with matters of a sexual nature........... the Daily Telegraph....... :confused:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ers-claim.html

MataHari

Nov 9th 2008 5:55 am

Re: Yet another sex survey..........

I like it when the foreplay starts days ahead of the actual event...so I must be weird...hmmmmm

Roadking

Nov 9th 2008 7:03 am

Re: Yet another sex survey..........

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6954796)

I like it when the foreplay starts days ahead of the actual event...so I must be weird...hmmmmm

Well, that killed that thread...:rofl:

MataHari

Nov 9th 2008 7:04 am

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Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 6954920)

Well, that killed that thread...:rofl:

thankgod...

Roadking

Nov 9th 2008 7:07 am

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 6954922)

thankgod...

The Dean

Nov 9th 2008 7:27 am

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I thought foreplay was defined as closing the bedroom door and drawing the curtains......... :huh:

MacScot

Nov 9th 2008 10:33 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6954972)

I thought foreplay was defined as closing the bedroom door and drawing the curtains......... :huh:

..I thought foreplay was "Are you awake ?"

Roadking

Nov 9th 2008 10:37 am

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6955354)

..I thought foreplay was "Are you awake ?"

Or: Shit, were you awake!:eek:

Norm_uk

Nov 9th 2008 11:21 am

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Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 6955365)

Or: Shit, were you awake!:eek:

No that's the afterglow!

N.

nottmbantam

Nov 10th 2008 6:58 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6954972)

I thought foreplay was defined as closing the bedroom door and drawing the curtains......... :huh:

you forgot ' turning the lights off'. Critical stage that.

Hello.Kitty

Nov 10th 2008 7:13 am

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I like the "16.2 minutes" thing...

- interviewer: how long does sex last?
- woman: "oo, I'd say about 16 minutes and 12 seconds on average, although last time it was definitely 12 minutes and 53 seconds..."

What were they doing, staring at a clock? Counting "one thousand, two thousand, etc... " throughout?!

Roadking

Nov 10th 2008 7:28 am

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Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty (Post 6957839)

No silly, it's an average. They asked two people, first one said 48 mins 28 secs, second one said 3 grunts. Then they averaged it...:thumbsup:

MacScot

Nov 10th 2008 9:11 am

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Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty (Post 6957839)

..the extra 41 seconds the last time was trying to open the condom packet with KY jellied fingers ! :rofl:

The Dean

Nov 10th 2008 9:20 am

Re: Yet another sex survey..........

I had sex once......... :huh:

Charismatic

Nov 10th 2008 9:29 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6958103)

I had sex once......... :huh:

What did it cost you?

Are there many nice young ladies in your part of the world Dean or is it strictly solo performances for expats?

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