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shiva Aug 10th 2010 8:11 pm

WTF
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...got-balls.html

The unbelievable picture, taken by chance, shows Brit keeper Alex Larenty nonchalantly doing what most people would think twice about even with their pet tabby – let alone a lion.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...got-balls.html

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2...ehasgotbal.jpg

Millhouse Aug 11th 2010 8:03 am

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 8767206)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...got-balls.html

The unbelievable picture, taken by chance, shows Brit keeper Alex Larenty nonchalantly doing what most people would think twice about even with their pet tabby – let alone a lion.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...got-balls.html

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2...ehasgotbal.jpg

The poor lion almost looks depressed by the whole incident.

lionheart Aug 11th 2010 8:29 am

Re: WTF
 
I never imagined you as a Sun reader:eek:

shiva Aug 11th 2010 9:12 am

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 8768418)
I never imagined you as a Sun reader:eek:

gulity as charged when linked to from elsewhere only, cant wait for next weeks installment.
"lion eats ball handler"

Bahtatboy Aug 11th 2010 9:30 am

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 8768490)
gulity as charged when linked to from elsewhere only, cant wait for next weeks installment.
"lion eats ball handler"

Could be "handler eats lion ball"?

Millhouse Aug 11th 2010 9:49 am

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8768517)
Could be "handler eats lion ball"?

ballsy handler eats lion?

Oyibopeppeh Aug 11th 2010 10:15 am

Re: WTF
 
"Carry your bag, Sir?"

Millhouse Aug 11th 2010 10:22 am

Re: WTF
 
in fairness looking at the picture again I don't think that she is actually going for the nuts. It looks more like she is picking chud-nuts from the poor beast's ass.

Patsy Stoned Aug 11th 2010 1:25 pm

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8768627)
in fairness looking at the picture again I don't think that she is actually going for the nuts. It looks more like she is picking chud-nuts from the poor beast's ass.

Errrrrrr "she" is a "he" read the article darling :)

Bahtatboy Aug 11th 2010 1:30 pm

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 8769011)
Errrrrrr "she" is a "he" read the article darling :)

Not necessarily, Alex could be Alexandra. I thought it was a bloke, but then looking at the picture again could be either. I think I'd be a bit intimidated in the bedroom with her: having my balls compared to another bloke's is one thing, but to a lion's....

Grace O Malley Aug 11th 2010 1:36 pm

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 8769011)
Errrrrrr "she" is a "he" read the article darling :)

Whip.....

Patsy Stoned Aug 11th 2010 2:27 pm

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8769020)
Not necessarily, Alex could be Alexandra. I thought it was a bloke, but then looking at the picture again could be either. I think I'd be a bit intimidated in the bedroom with her: having my balls compared to another bloke's is one thing, but to a lion's....


Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr read below......

The unbelievable picture, taken by chance, shows Brit keeper Alex Larenty nonchalantly doing what most people would think twice about even with their pet tabby – let alone a lion.

Amazingly Alex, 50, is seen holding Jamu the lion's package in the palm of his hand while the big cat looks away with feline indifference.

The shot was taken at The Lion Park, near Johannesburg, South Africa, just weeks before a man who broke into the reserve was mauled and killed by some of its lions.

Alex, who is originally from Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, said the reason he made the daring grab for Jamu's "lionhood" was to demonstrate how much trust the animal had for him.

He said: "I was showing another warden that Jamu trusts me completely, I don't think I would trust him with my manhood though.

"People can't believe it's real when they see the picture, I have to tell them 'yes it's real, I am holding on to a lions' balls'."

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0wIsZhP7W

Grace O Malley Aug 11th 2010 2:34 pm

Re: WTF
 
Well that told you BB and as for you EM,

m a y b e g i v e J a n e t a n d J o h n a n o t h e r b a s h

Patsy Stoned Aug 11th 2010 2:39 pm

Re: WTF
 

Originally Posted by Grace O Malley (Post 8769170)
Well that told you BB and as for you EM,

m a y b e g i v e J a n e t a n d J o h n a n o t h e r b a s h

and to think that EM actually thought he got a draw!!!!! Dear God Grace..he was totally out of his depth!!! lol xx

Millhouse Aug 11th 2010 2:44 pm

Re: WTF
 
look, I'm still on books that have finger spaces between the words. I still think that it looks like a women in the picture though.

so which one of you is offering me the reading lessons?


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