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Old Mar 29th 2010, 3:19 pm
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For a spa in Madinat:

..."...Talise recognises that women are among the most important people in the world...."....
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Old Mar 29th 2010, 3:33 pm
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For a spa in Madinat:

..."...Talise recognises that women are among the most important people in the world...."....
the other groups of people being??
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Old Mar 29th 2010, 3:48 pm
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Ah yes......... Talise. I remember reading about that place........

The spa with the onsite "pathology lab"........

http://www.jumeirah.com/Hotels-and-R...thclub/Talise/
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the other groups of people being??
Human beings.

Women are from another planet.
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Originally Posted by Jeeper View Post
For a spa in Madinat:

..."...Talise recognises that women are among the most important people in the world...."....
hahaha, and it's been "approved by the ministry of health"...

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clearly should have been have been "..least important"
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen View Post
clearly should have been have been "..least important"
either you have taken a brave pill or Mrs. S is not home!!!
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either you have taken a brave pill or Mrs. S is not home!!!
she doesnt post on here
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy View Post
Human beings.

Women are from another planet.
Correction: Human beings AND aliens. Women ARE from another planet, but you don't honestly believe we're on the same planet here here as everyone else in Europe / the West / The Falklands / minor isolated parts of the US, do you? My flight from UK definitely went through a worm hole or something and I don't believe for one second this is Earth. You can't even get Terry Wogan on the radio.
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