Millhouse

Did you see that coming, or was it a surprise?

Kix

Not with me they're not!

lullabelle

Hang on, he's blind... Not psychic.

scrubbedexpat094

On a phone interview for a midwifery job at a large hospital in NZ, I was asked when I had last delighted a patient

The Dean

Ah yes............. the old gynaecology/midwifery jokes:

Patient: "I'm dilated to meet you...."
Gynaecologist: " Madam, I'm at your cervix....."

TGFKASE

OOOHHHhh, that is spooky, EXACTLY the same thing happened to me, except I was in Officer selection process.. Biggin Hill, the eyesight ... spooky!!!

jackthehat

Doctor to Patient's Husband: "No Mr Smithers, what I actually said was that your wife had Acute Angina!"

TheShed

Very spooky, my son got to final selection week for the RAF @Cranfield and was failed on the last day for marginal colour blindness. He subsequently had independant tests, which he passed, and is now pursuing a commercial flight licence.

Garbatellamike

If he had gone to Cranwell instead of Cranfield he might have had more chance of passing.

The Dean

Gardener to Lord Ponsonby-Smythe: "No, your Lordship, you misheard me - what I actually said was that if her Ladyship lets me look behind her bush, I might find her clematis...."

TheShed

Fair point, my mistake. I have been here too long and started forgetting UK placenames.

Garbatellamike

I think he was probably unlucky in his timing, in the olden days if it was marignal he would have had the opportunity to appeal and get a specialist opinion - however, in these days of a small RAF getting smaller day on day - any reason to chop applicants will probably be taken as supply is much bigger than demand (unlike 1980s) - I hope he has good fortune in his civvy flying career.