The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Aug 2nd 2007, 5:38 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
At school last century, or possibly the one before, my pal at the disco said to a large girl from 4B:
'You don't sweat much for a fat girl'
'You don't sweat much for a fat girl'
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:33 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Your hair is more precious than oil...
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:41 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
nice dress, would like to see that on the bedroom floor tomorrow morning
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:41 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:44 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
Aug 3rd 2007, 2:02 pm
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
If you think Chewbacca is hairy,
wait till you see my Wookie.
wait till you see my Wookie.
Aug 4th 2007, 3:50 am
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
A couple of lines used by people (or so it is rumoured) over the years...... not that I would know anything about it........
Do you sleep on your front? No? Well do you mind if I do?
And (in response to "Look I have a boyfriend and he has an 8-inch cock"), the reply is of course: "Can't he get an erection?"
Do you sleep on your front? No? Well do you mind if I do?
And (in response to "Look I have a boyfriend and he has an 8-inch cock"), the reply is of course: "Can't he get an erection?"
Aug 4th 2007, 7:18 am
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
would love to see you hair on my pillow,
answer will lend you my wig
answer will lend you my wig
Aug 5th 2007, 3:59 am
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
I used a line only once (when very drunk)
'Shall we go back to my place and do things I'll tell my friends we did anyway'
It worked.
'Shall we go back to my place and do things I'll tell my friends we did anyway'
It worked.
