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Old Jun 5th 2007, 5:00 pm
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Originally Posted by momix
here is another one...

" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...."
and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening"


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Originally Posted by MataHari
The girl will blush after hearing the line you have fine legs...she is probably feeling embarrased for you
works on me every time...

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Old Jun 5th 2007, 5:01 pm
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jeez BC....you are too easy
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works on me every time...

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yes we had heard! tut tut!!!
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works on me every time...

MM, xx
it women like you and BC that give us ladies a bad name...
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works on me every time...

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You are more hairy than gold...
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it women like you and BC that give us ladies a bad name...
moi!! I am a reconditioned virgin I will have you know!!
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yes we had heard! tut tut!!!
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it women like you and BC that give us ladies a bad name...
oh you pair of bitches...and you know i'm a stay at home type of gal...

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oh you pair of bitches...and you know i'm a stay at home type of gal...

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good god you will be telling us you are Twinkle next! are you doing some baking this evening then???
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oh you pair of bitches...and you know i'm a stay at home type of gal...

MM, xx
no comment...
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good god you will be telling us you are Twinkle next! are you doing some baking this evening then???
hell yeah...what did you think i'd be doing of an evening?

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
hell yeah...what did you think i'd be doing of an evening?

MM, xx
right I am off to have a drink and watch some telly, might be back later
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Default Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard

Originally Posted by Blue Cat
here's 10p - now go ring your mother and tell her you won't be home for breakfast!!!! FFS!
have i got something stammped on my 4head or something????
response was
well come and sit you ares next to me then love and i'll make sure no -one laughs!!!
(worked cos wea are still together after 8 years!)
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Exclamation Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
hell yeah...what did you think i'd be doing of an evening?

MM, xx
here is another one... but its a cheap one... so try it only if you want a slap...

go up to a girl and say.... " Hi darling.... are you made of some kind of steel..." the girl will be puzzled and will question you "why"

the boy then should reply.... "cuz i have pussy magnet"
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Default Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard

Originally Posted by momix
here is another one... but its a cheap one... so try it only if you want a slap...

go up to a girl and say.... " Hi darling.... are you made of some kind of steel..." the girl will be puzzled and will question you "why"

the boy then should reply.... "cuz i have pussy magnet"
THE BEST ONE and this should work in Middle Eastern countries (no offence)

go up to a girl and ask her " was your dad use to be a terrorist?" she will be shocked and will definitely answer "No"
then you should say to her "Cuz baby your the bomb"
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