The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
#16
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
here is another one...
" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...."
and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening"
lol
" you have fine legs... .... (the girl will blush) then say... what time they open...."
and if she is being rude to you by showing you the middle finger ...... and you have still some more guts left...then say... " oh right 1am... ill be there for the opening"
lol
#28
Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
response was
well come and sit you ares next to me then love and i'll make sure no -one laughs!!!
(worked cos wea are still together after 8 years!)
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
here is another one... but its a cheap one... so try it only if you want a slap...
go up to a girl and say.... " Hi darling.... are you made of some kind of steel..." the girl will be puzzled and will question you "why"
the boy then should reply.... "cuz i have pussy magnet"
go up to a girl and say.... " Hi darling.... are you made of some kind of steel..." the girl will be puzzled and will question you "why"
the boy then should reply.... "cuz i have pussy magnet"
#30
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Re: The Worse chat up lines you have ever heard
here is another one... but its a cheap one... so try it only if you want a slap...
go up to a girl and say.... " Hi darling.... are you made of some kind of steel..." the girl will be puzzled and will question you "why"
the boy then should reply.... "cuz i have pussy magnet"
go up to a girl and say.... " Hi darling.... are you made of some kind of steel..." the girl will be puzzled and will question you "why"
the boy then should reply.... "cuz i have pussy magnet"
go up to a girl and ask her " was your dad use to be a terrorist?" she will be shocked and will definitely answer "No"
then you should say to her "Cuz baby your the bomb"