Worlds worst chat up lines
Hands up if you've ever used one of the below
-Are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you -Do you have a sticking plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you -If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged -My lips are registered weapons. Do you feel lucky? -I'm not really this tall, I'm standing on my wallet -When God made you he was showing off -If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together -Now before you run off, I'm not a freak -There must be something wrong with my eyes. I cant take them off you -You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche -Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes -The thing is, you are ugly but you intrigue me -Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? -I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you -If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon -Hey baby, you've got something on your bum....my eyes -Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want or Christmas? -Can you see my pants? Do you want to? -Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? -Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here -Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers -Would you like to be unique and different? Try saying yes -Aren't you Tony the Tiger on the frosties' box? because you look grrrreat -Ten-tonne polar bear...now if that doesn't break the ice, nothing will -Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? -Would you take a look at those curves? And here's me with no brakes -I seem to have lost my phone number - can I have yours? -Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? -Don't go in that building. The sprinklers will go off -I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth quick -Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night -Good news. The test results have come back negative -Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? -Hi. I'm Mr Right. Someone said you might have been looking for me -You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room! -Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelit dinner later tonight? -Hello, Cupid called. He says to tell you he needs my heart back -Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? -Is your name Gillette? because you're the best a man can get -Know what I like best about you, baby? You haven't CS gassed me yet -Hi, my name is Fred Flintstone and I'm gonna make your bedrock! -That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? -Somebody better call God because he must be missing an angel -If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous And the best put-downs:- -Can I buy you a drink? Actually, I'd rather have the money -Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice -How did you get to be so beautiful? I must have been given your share -Hey baby, what's your sign? Do not enter! -If I could see you naked, I'd die happy If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing -Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out Okay, get out! Anyone got any worse ones? |
Re: Worlds worst chat up lines
yeah, we've had a similar thread on here a while back...my worst was a lebo guy in cyprus when i was about 14 came up to me when i was swimming in the sea, took hold of a strand of my hair and said, "your hair is like gold but more precious..."...even then i knew that was just wrong, lol...
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Did it hurt, when I fell over you from heaven???
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
- unfertilised!! and there is the classis northern chat up line. Fancy a f#ck? |
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Austin Powers has some good ones..........
"Do you work for the Post Office? No?? That's funny - I'm sure I saw you checking my package........." |
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-Do you feel tired?
-No, why? -Because you've been running through my mind |
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How about "you are the most beautiful woman i've ever seen and I want to make love to you right now"
That worked for me at the grocery store once. |
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My face is leaving in 20 minutes, and I want you to be on it....
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"Would you like a drink?"
"Well, why don't you go buy one while I talk to your friend." |
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"Do you like flowers?"
"well get your tulips round me cock" Sid the sexest rocks:D |
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"do you have any spanish in you?
do you want some?" "what winks then fk's like a tiger?" *wink* |
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I must have had quite a bit to drink because you're beginning to look pretty good.
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Re: Worlds worst chat up lines
Originally Posted by Vice Lord
(Post 8585707)
How about "you are the most beautiful woman i've ever seen and I want to make love to you right now"
That worked for me at the grocery store once. |
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"Can I buy you breakfast?" has worked from time to time.
Failing that, "500 Dirhams. Let's go now." seems to work OK too. |
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Did you fart? Cos ya just blew me away.
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