Women & Shoes - a guide for Spugsy
#1

The question was "What is it with women and shoes".
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.
I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?
Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?
I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.
I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?
Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?
I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............


#2

I'm not really into the whole shoe thing...give me nice car anyday

#3

Altho of course there are some men who experience the joy of wearing very high, sexy expensive, womens shoes . . . . alledgedly
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#4

The question was "What is it with women and shoes".
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.
I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?
Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?
I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.
I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?
Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?
I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............


#7

The question was "What is it with women and shoes".
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.
I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?
Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?
I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.
I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?
Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?
I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............

oh yes!
When a chap asks why we have so many pairs of shoes, just reply with Golf Clubs. At the end of the day, each golf club is just a stick with a lump of metal on the end, no? So strictly speaking, you only need one... "oh, no" says Mr Kitty, "they all do different things!"
EXACTLY!
Tah-dah! I WIN!

#12

I have a perfect analogy - GOLF CLUBS!
oh yes!
When a chap asks why we have so many pairs of shoes, just reply with Golf Clubs. At the end of the day, each golf club is just a stick with a lump of metal on the end, no? So strictly speaking, you only need one... "oh, no" says Mr Kitty, "they all do different things!"
EXACTLY!
Tah-dah! I WIN!
oh yes!
When a chap asks why we have so many pairs of shoes, just reply with Golf Clubs. At the end of the day, each golf club is just a stick with a lump of metal on the end, no? So strictly speaking, you only need one... "oh, no" says Mr Kitty, "they all do different things!"
EXACTLY!
Tah-dah! I WIN!

#14

however...when I am driving my car, radio on full blast, sun shining down on me...people going out of the way just cause they see me approach in their rear view mirror...hmmmmm...that makes me feel good

#15

yeah, you see, when Mr Kitty comes back and says he saw a gorgeous driver (stick with a big bit of metal on the end) for a bargainous price of, say, £150, and how he'd love to get it, cos his current driver isn't as wonderful as this particular one, then it all falls into place.
