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Old Nov 6th 2008, 3:31 am
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The question was "What is it with women and shoes".
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.

I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?


Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?

I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............
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Old Nov 6th 2008, 3:33 am
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I'm not really into the whole shoe thing...give me nice car anyday
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Altho of course there are some men who experience the joy of wearing very high, sexy expensive, womens shoes . . . . alledgedly

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Old Nov 6th 2008, 4:45 am
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Originally Posted by Squirty Cream View Post
The question was "What is it with women and shoes".
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.

I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?


Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?

I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............
I don't know what drop dead gorgeous shoes are, how can shoes be gorgeous? a dress of course, underwear, why aye - all drop dead gorgeous, but shoes??
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I'm not really into the whole shoe thing...give me nice car anyday
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Altho of course there are some men who experience the joy of wearing very high, sexy expensive, womens shoes . . . . alledgedly

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Originally Posted by Squirty Cream View Post
The question was "What is it with women and shoes".
Ah, men will never experience the joy of wearing a pair of gorgeous, expensive, very high heels. But then a woman wearing a pair of FMH shoes is probably prepared to be generous and share her shoe-wearing pleasure with her man.

I'm a bit concerned that this needs explaining.... Spugsy don't you receive any benefits from your woman when she wears drop-dead gorgeous shoes?


Don't men have something that gives them a rush of confidence, sexiness, power and absolute pleasure....... like having ownership of the tv remote control or something?

I need help from the girls here, not articulating well.............
I have a perfect analogy - GOLF CLUBS!

oh yes!

When a chap asks why we have so many pairs of shoes, just reply with Golf Clubs. At the end of the day, each golf club is just a stick with a lump of metal on the end, no? So strictly speaking, you only need one... "oh, no" says Mr Kitty, "they all do different things!"

EXACTLY!

Tah-dah! I WIN!
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
I'm not really into the whole shoe thing...give me nice car anyday
...always said you were a freak...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
...always said you were a freak...

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lol...it's only cause they don't sell my size anywhere...
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lol...it's only cause they don't sell my size anywhere...
oh yeah...what was i saying to you about a new business opportunity...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
oh yeah...what was i saying to you about a new business opportunity...

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hmmmm...
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Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty View Post
I have a perfect analogy - GOLF CLUBS!

oh yes!

When a chap asks why we have so many pairs of shoes, just reply with Golf Clubs. At the end of the day, each golf club is just a stick with a lump of metal on the end, no? So strictly speaking, you only need one... "oh, no" says Mr Kitty, "they all do different things!"

EXACTLY!

Tah-dah! I WIN!
golf clubs?!? don't think I have anything that compares to shoes, except maybe the odd £50 bottle of whisky.
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
I'm not really into the whole shoe thing...give me nice car anyday
You can't wear a car MH, how about undies or handbags, or lipstick - it has to be something that is gorgeous that makes you feel even more gorgeous when you wear it...........
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You can't wear a car MH, how about undies or handbags, or lipstick - it has to be something that is gorgeous that makes you feel even more gorgeous when you wear it...........
well...I have all that of course...and about 60 pairs of shoes...but it's not that those things make me feel gorgeous...
however...when I am driving my car, radio on full blast, sun shining down on me...people going out of the way just cause they see me approach in their rear view mirror...hmmmmm...that makes me feel good
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golf clubs?!? don't think I have anything that compares to shoes, except maybe the odd £50 bottle of whisky.
yeah, you see, when Mr Kitty comes back and says he saw a gorgeous driver (stick with a big bit of metal on the end) for a bargainous price of, say, £150, and how he'd love to get it, cos his current driver isn't as wonderful as this particular one, then it all falls into place.
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