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Old Apr 22nd 2010, 9:27 pm
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They are the Devil's handiwork, my friend....
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Yeah but what would you do without them? They're are the only thing keeping us civilized. I know I sure wouldn't have worked a job for 25 years if I wasn't handcuffed to a woman..Who knows where I'd be right now without her, probably up in a tree somewhere. If they were all wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow I'd blow my brains out. What would be the point of going on?
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Yeah but what would you do without them? They're are the only thing keeping us civilized. I know I sure wouldn't have worked a job for 25 years if I wasn't handcuffed to a woman..Who knows where I'd be right now without her, probably up in a tree somewhere. If they were all wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow I'd blow my brains out. What would be the point of going on?
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...plus, they fill in the void, you know...those vast bits of emptiness

the arabs tell me, life without wife is like kitchen without knife...my reply, thats why god created fastfood...

gotta love 'em though, just need to watch out for that pms thing
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I met a woman once.............
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Originally Posted by The Dean
I met a woman once.............
..........from Nantucket...........
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Us women feel exactly the same about you men! But all in all the world would be a worse place without you- although far less frustrating!
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I hear the alternative is a right pain in the ass.....
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I hear the alternative is a right pain in the ass.....
....... depends ...........
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Originally Posted by Baby Fat
Women are ok, in small doses. 15 minutes here, 15 minutes there
I once met a woman who had a small dose.................
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Originally Posted by The Dean
I once met a woman who had a small dose.................
A dose is a dose, in any language??!!!!!!!!!
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I once met a lass from Australia
Who painted her ass like a Dahlia
The shape it was fine
And the color divine
But the aroma--well, that was a failure
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Personally, I only get up in the morning because of women. I have very little time for other men.

but yes, some are bloody hard work - all adds to the fun.
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Women are like the French.

I will never understand them and they are frequently very annoying but they undeniably make the world a more pleasant place to live. French women doubly so.
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