Women...
Apr 15th 2009, 7:48 am
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Re: Women...
I have been watching my lad turn from boy to man, really quite amusing and here are my observations thus far.
Men are moody
Never say what they really think
Hold on to things for ages and then blurt them out when a disagreement occurs
Are so naive when it comes to women.
Leaving the toilet seat up and leaving wet towels on the floor are habits they are born with
Dont mind shopping for their own clothes and will happily expect you to go into all the shops but when its the reverse , get grumpy and wait impatiently outside the shop
Think that food magically appears in the cupboards/fridge
Dirty clothes walk to the washing machine on their own
The list can go on.......
Men are moody
Never say what they really think
Hold on to things for ages and then blurt them out when a disagreement occurs
Are so naive when it comes to women.
Leaving the toilet seat up and leaving wet towels on the floor are habits they are born with
Dont mind shopping for their own clothes and will happily expect you to go into all the shops but when its the reverse , get grumpy and wait impatiently outside the shop
Think that food magically appears in the cupboards/fridge
Dirty clothes walk to the washing machine on their own
The list can go on.......
In a household with one male and one female, 50% of the occupants will raise the seat to pee, the other 50% will lower it.
So why is it "wrong" when the seat is up, but "right" when the seat is down?
Always wondered about the logic of that one..........
Last edited by The Dean; Apr 15th 2009 at 7:51 am. Reason: .
Apr 15th 2009, 7:49 am
#47
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Re: Women...
Leaving the toilet seat up
In a household with one male and one female, 50% of the occupants will raise the seat to pee, the other 50% will lower it.
So why is it "wrong" that the seat is up, but "right" when the seat is down?
Always wondered about the logic of that one..........
In a household with one male and one female, 50% of the occupants will raise the seat to pee, the other 50% will lower it.
So why is it "wrong" that the seat is up, but "right" when the seat is down?
Always wondered about the logic of that one..........
Apr 15th 2009, 8:03 am
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Re: Women...
Leaving the toilet seat up
In a household with one male and one female, 50% of the occupants will raise the seat to pee, the other 50% will lower it.
So why is it "wrong" when the seat is up, but "right" when the seat is down?
Always wondered about the logic of that one..........
In a household with one male and one female, 50% of the occupants will raise the seat to pee, the other 50% will lower it.
So why is it "wrong" when the seat is up, but "right" when the seat is down?
Always wondered about the logic of that one..........
Apr 15th 2009, 8:19 am
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Re: Women...
Leaving the toilet seat up
In a household with one male and one female, 50% of the occupants will raise the seat to pee, the other 50% will lower it.
So why is it "wrong" when the seat is up, but "right" when the seat is down?
Always wondered about the logic of that one..........
In a household with one male and one female, 50% of the occupants will raise the seat to pee, the other 50% will lower it.
So why is it "wrong" when the seat is up, but "right" when the seat is down?
Always wondered about the logic of that one..........
Plus I worry a cat will fall in and I once read a book on Feng Shui that said leaving the loo seat up allows your money to be flushed away. I think that is a load of mumbo jumbo, but that line stuck with me.
Apr 15th 2009, 9:30 am
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Re: Women...
Apr 15th 2009, 10:35 am
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Re: Women...
a girlfriend once told me that she needed the seat to always be down because when nature called, it was quite loud and quite sudden. so much so, that on a number of occasions, she's actually sat down in such a rush, not noticing that the seat was up and fell in. (who the hell couldn't look for the seat is beyond me... but anyway)
Apr 15th 2009, 10:43 am
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Re: Women...
a girlfriend once told me that she needed the seat to always be down because when nature called, it was quite loud and quite sudden. so much so, that on a number of occasions, she's actually sat down in such a rush, not noticing that the seat was up and fell in. (who the hell couldn't look for the seat is beyond me... but anyway)
Apr 15th 2009, 11:17 am
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Re: Women...
Simple really.
May 1st 2009, 6:02 pm
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Re: Women...
...this is how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when it’s revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin’ for an "emotionally co-dependent shitstorm*".
*BangelMan
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May 1st 2009, 6:06 pm
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Re: Women...
...this is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when it’s revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin’ for an "emotionally co-dependent shitstorm*".
*BangelMan
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