Women...
Apr 15th 2009, 6:35 am
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Re: Women...
Back in the UK my next door neighbours were Jamaican, the wife didnt take any $hit.....
In fact one day i heard a loud crash from my bedroom window,must have been about 11pm, I ran outside and found him head first in the dustbin (big black wheelie bins) with his legs flying around everwhere.
Helped him out and (with slurred speech) told me his wife had dunked him in after he'd come home pissed.
In fact one day i heard a loud crash from my bedroom window,must have been about 11pm, I ran outside and found him head first in the dustbin (big black wheelie bins) with his legs flying around everwhere.
Helped him out and (with slurred speech) told me his wife had dunked him in after he'd come home pissed.
Apr 15th 2009, 6:37 am
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Apr 15th 2009, 6:38 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Apr 15th 2009, 6:39 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Re: Women...
Back in the UK my next door neighbours were Jamaican, the wife didnt take any $hit.....
In fact one day i heard a loud crash from my bedroom window,must have been about 11pm, I ran outside and found him head first in the dustbin (big black wheelie bins) with his legs flying around everwhere.
Helped him out and (with slurred speech) told me his wife had dunked him in after he'd come home pissed.
In fact one day i heard a loud crash from my bedroom window,must have been about 11pm, I ran outside and found him head first in the dustbin (big black wheelie bins) with his legs flying around everwhere.
Helped him out and (with slurred speech) told me his wife had dunked him in after he'd come home pissed.
Apr 15th 2009, 6:41 am
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Re: Women...
I think as somebody said earlier everyone is different, although there are definitely female and male characteristics that we find attractive in eachover. Maybe it comes down to which star sign you are. As a Sagitarius I'm very fiery and impulsive, so I always speak before thinking and get into trouble...a lot.
Apr 15th 2009, 6:58 am
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Re: Women...
Back in the UK my next door neighbours were Jamaican, the wife didnt take any $hit.....
In fact one day i heard a loud crash from my bedroom window,must have been about 11pm, I ran outside and found him head first in the dustbin (big black wheelie bins) with his legs flying around everwhere.
Helped him out and (with slurred speech) told me his wife had dunked him in after he'd come home pissed.
In fact one day i heard a loud crash from my bedroom window,must have been about 11pm, I ran outside and found him head first in the dustbin (big black wheelie bins) with his legs flying around everwhere.
Helped him out and (with slurred speech) told me his wife had dunked him in after he'd come home pissed.
LOL I wonder what he did. May be he tried a BangleMan "i find sticking my bottom lip out gets results..."
Apr 15th 2009, 7:00 am
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Apr 15th 2009, 7:01 am
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Apr 15th 2009, 7:07 am
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Re: Women...
I think as somebody said earlier everyone is different, although there are definitely female and male characteristics that we find attractive in eachover. Maybe it comes down to which star sign you are. As a Sagitarius I'm very fiery and impulsive, so I always speak before thinking and get into trouble...a lot.
Apr 15th 2009, 7:08 am
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christ I think we'd all be in trouble if that was the case, I'd be living in the bin.
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Apr 15th 2009, 7:15 am
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A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
Apr 15th 2009, 7:17 am
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I have been watching my lad turn from boy to man, really quite amusing and here are my observations thus far.
Men are moody
Never say what they really think
Hold on to things for ages and then blurt them out when a disagreement occurs
Are so naive when it comes to women.
Leaving the toilet seat up and leaving wet towels on the floor are habits they are born with
Dont mind shopping for their own clothes and will happily expect you to go into all the shops but when its the reverse , get grumpy and wait impatiently outside the shop
Think that food magically appears in the cupboards/fridge
Dirty clothes walk to the washing machine on their own
The list can go on.......
Men are moody
Never say what they really think
Hold on to things for ages and then blurt them out when a disagreement occurs
Are so naive when it comes to women.
Leaving the toilet seat up and leaving wet towels on the floor are habits they are born with
Dont mind shopping for their own clothes and will happily expect you to go into all the shops but when its the reverse , get grumpy and wait impatiently outside the shop
Think that food magically appears in the cupboards/fridge
Dirty clothes walk to the washing machine on their own
The list can go on.......
Apr 15th 2009, 7:29 am
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Re: Women...
I have been watching my lad turn from boy to man, really quite amusing and here are my observations thus far.
Men are moody - The words, pot, kettle black come to mind
Never say what they really think - women never mean what they say....never trust someone who bleeds once a month but never dies
Hold on to things for ages and then blurt them out when a disagreement occurs - thats usually to fight back against the torrent of abuse they get from a woman, and from all the wrongs they have committed over the past 10years, which are brought up again and again and again in a row
Are so naive when it comes to women. its our innocence, I blame the clitoris.....its as hard to find as women are to understand
Leaving the toilet seat up and leaving wet towels on the floor are habits they are born with - do you hear us moan, cos you leave the toilet seat down, jeez
Dont mind shopping for their own clothes and will happily expect you to go into all the shops but when its the reverse , get grumpy and wait impatiently outside the shop - thats cos you always ask us if your bum looks big in what your'e trying on, and you have no plan when you go shopping. Men know what they want, walk past all the other shops to get to the one they want, go in, buy and out again. Women on the other hand walk around a shoping centre like a bee who has been sniffing glue, directionless
Think that food magically appears in the cupboards/fridge - no, thats cos we earn the money to pay for the bloody food
Dirty clothes walk to the washing machine on their own
The list can go on.......
Men are moody - The words, pot, kettle black come to mind
Never say what they really think - women never mean what they say....never trust someone who bleeds once a month but never dies
Hold on to things for ages and then blurt them out when a disagreement occurs - thats usually to fight back against the torrent of abuse they get from a woman, and from all the wrongs they have committed over the past 10years, which are brought up again and again and again in a row
Are so naive when it comes to women. its our innocence, I blame the clitoris.....its as hard to find as women are to understand
Leaving the toilet seat up and leaving wet towels on the floor are habits they are born with - do you hear us moan, cos you leave the toilet seat down, jeez
Dont mind shopping for their own clothes and will happily expect you to go into all the shops but when its the reverse , get grumpy and wait impatiently outside the shop - thats cos you always ask us if your bum looks big in what your'e trying on, and you have no plan when you go shopping. Men know what they want, walk past all the other shops to get to the one they want, go in, buy and out again. Women on the other hand walk around a shoping centre like a bee who has been sniffing glue, directionless
Think that food magically appears in the cupboards/fridge - no, thats cos we earn the money to pay for the bloody food
Dirty clothes walk to the washing machine on their own
The list can go on.......