Wind!!!
Jul 9th 2008, 5:53 pm
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Wind!!!
My mate emailed me asking advice so I thought i'd ask you lot!
She has a new boyfriend of 4 weeks and he does not pass wind. Or rather has not done so in front of her.
She has not done either but is wondering when the correct time would be acceptable to do this and how long you have to be together before this is ok.
If she was to do this first would it be the wrong thing to do from a male point of view. Is it ever acceptable for a women to pass wind in front of a man? Or vice versa??
She has a new boyfriend of 4 weeks and he does not pass wind. Or rather has not done so in front of her.
She has not done either but is wondering when the correct time would be acceptable to do this and how long you have to be together before this is ok.
If she was to do this first would it be the wrong thing to do from a male point of view. Is it ever acceptable for a women to pass wind in front of a man? Or vice versa??
Jul 9th 2008, 5:56 pm
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Re: Wind!!!
Best time to do it is in bed, and hold the covers over their head.
Jul 9th 2008, 5:58 pm
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Jul 9th 2008, 6:04 pm
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Re: Wind!!!
dutch-oven is def. the way to go
Jul 9th 2008, 6:07 pm
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Re: Wind!!!
First farts together can often cement a relationship... or not, if in my experience he is American ...
Jul 9th 2008, 6:07 pm
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Re: Wind!!!
When in bed, the sequence is something like this:
First time: Did you make a little "poo poo" noise, darling.
Second time: Hey, did you break wind.
Third time: Did you fart, you dirty bugger.
Fourth time: Get out of bed before you shit in it. Jeez.
First time: Did you make a little "poo poo" noise, darling.
Second time: Hey, did you break wind.
Third time: Did you fart, you dirty bugger.
Fourth time: Get out of bed before you shit in it. Jeez.
Jul 9th 2008, 7:02 pm
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Re: Wind!!!
My mate emailed me asking advice so I thought i'd ask you lot!
She has a new boyfriend of 4 weeks and he does not pass wind. Or rather has not done so in front of her.
She has not done either but is wondering when the correct time would be acceptable to do this and how long you have to be together before this is ok.
If she was to do this first would it be the wrong thing to do from a male point of view. Is it ever acceptable for a women to pass wind in front of a man? Or vice versa??
She has a new boyfriend of 4 weeks and he does not pass wind. Or rather has not done so in front of her.
She has not done either but is wondering when the correct time would be acceptable to do this and how long you have to be together before this is ok.
If she was to do this first would it be the wrong thing to do from a male point of view. Is it ever acceptable for a women to pass wind in front of a man? Or vice versa??
I don't pass wind......... I have a low carb (i.e. low fibre) diet so I don't get that problem....... and my intestines don't explode either.
Could he be in this category?
I reckon SHE is a big farter, but doesn't want to do it until he has.....
Reminds me:
Two men and a woman in a lift.
One man farts.
Other man: "How dare you fart in front of my wife???"
First man: "I'm sorry - I didn't know it was her turn.........."
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Jul 9th 2008, 7:32 pm
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Re: Wind!!!
My previous post was in jest. However, here's some lacunae of knowledge...
About two thirds of the gases in your gut comes from swallowing air. The remaining one third of the gas in your gut comes from the action of bacteria on the food you eat.
Not all of the food that you eat is absorbed in the small intestine. Some of it enters the large intestine. Some of the fibre (which you eat) and starch is then broken down into short chain fatty acids and various gases.
Most of these gases don't get absorbed. Instead, they erupt out of the anus (unless you deliberately hold it in). However, some of these gases can dissolve in the blood supply of the gut. They then travel to the lungs, and finally come out through the mouth, which can add to bad breath.
While you might have less wind, I am sure it either escapes from your rear when you are sleeping.. of which you are not aware...else it is via the mouth ! The gas has to go somewhere !!
About two thirds of the gases in your gut comes from swallowing air. The remaining one third of the gas in your gut comes from the action of bacteria on the food you eat.
Not all of the food that you eat is absorbed in the small intestine. Some of it enters the large intestine. Some of the fibre (which you eat) and starch is then broken down into short chain fatty acids and various gases.
Most of these gases don't get absorbed. Instead, they erupt out of the anus (unless you deliberately hold it in). However, some of these gases can dissolve in the blood supply of the gut. They then travel to the lungs, and finally come out through the mouth, which can add to bad breath.
While you might have less wind, I am sure it either escapes from your rear when you are sleeping.. of which you are not aware...else it is via the mouth ! The gas has to go somewhere !!
Jul 9th 2008, 7:35 pm
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Re: Wind!!!
My previous post was in jest. However, here's some lacunae of knowledge...
About two thirds of the gases in your gut comes from swallowing air. The remaining one third of the gas in your gut comes from the action of bacteria on the food you eat.
Not all of the food that you eat is absorbed in the small intestine. Some of it enters the large intestine. Some of the fibre (which you eat) and starch is then broken down into short chain fatty acids and various gases.
Most of these gases don't get absorbed. Instead, they erupt out of the anus (unless you deliberately hold it in). However, some of these gases can dissolve in the blood supply of the gut. They then travel to the lungs, and finally come out through the mouth, which can add to bad breath.
While you might have less wind, I am sure it either escapes from your rear when you are sleeping.. of which you are not aware...else it is via the mouth ! The gas has to go somewhere !!
About two thirds of the gases in your gut comes from swallowing air. The remaining one third of the gas in your gut comes from the action of bacteria on the food you eat.
Not all of the food that you eat is absorbed in the small intestine. Some of it enters the large intestine. Some of the fibre (which you eat) and starch is then broken down into short chain fatty acids and various gases.
Most of these gases don't get absorbed. Instead, they erupt out of the anus (unless you deliberately hold it in). However, some of these gases can dissolve in the blood supply of the gut. They then travel to the lungs, and finally come out through the mouth, which can add to bad breath.
While you might have less wind, I am sure it either escapes from your rear when you are sleeping.. of which you are not aware...else it is via the mouth ! The gas has to go somewhere !!
Never thought of the night time thing but I don't pass any in the... er... conventional sense...........
Jul 10th 2008, 4:31 am
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Re: Wind!!!
my sister in law has never passed wind in front of her hubby...
to me that is just wrong...Our relationship was cemented by a chorus of post curry rippers...
to me that is just wrong...Our relationship was cemented by a chorus of post curry rippers...
Jul 10th 2008, 5:38 am
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Re: Wind!!!
My mate emailed me asking advice so I thought i'd ask you lot!
She has a new boyfriend of 4 weeks and he does not pass wind. Or rather has not done so in front of her.
She has not done either but is wondering when the correct time would be acceptable to do this and how long you have to be together before this is ok.
If she was to do this first would it be the wrong thing to do from a male point of view. Is it ever acceptable for a women to pass wind in front of a man? Or vice versa??
She has a new boyfriend of 4 weeks and he does not pass wind. Or rather has not done so in front of her.
She has not done either but is wondering when the correct time would be acceptable to do this and how long you have to be together before this is ok.
If she was to do this first would it be the wrong thing to do from a male point of view. Is it ever acceptable for a women to pass wind in front of a man? Or vice versa??
I have to say, and the lasses may not like this, but I think its disgusting when lasses fart in front of me, saying that, I never do it it front of them, I've never done it in front of mrs spugsy ever, and we've been togetehr for 4 years.
Jul 10th 2008, 5:39 am
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Re: Wind!!!
Er......... you CANNOT be serious?
I don't pass wind......... I have a low carb (i.e. low fibre) diet so I don't get that problem....... and my intestines don't explode either.
Could he be in this category?
I reckon SHE is a big farter, but doesn't want to do it until he has.....
Reminds me:
Two men and a woman in a lift.
One man farts.
Other man: "How dare you fart in front of my wife???"
First man: "I'm sorry - I didn't know it was her turn.........."
I don't pass wind......... I have a low carb (i.e. low fibre) diet so I don't get that problem....... and my intestines don't explode either.
Could he be in this category?
I reckon SHE is a big farter, but doesn't want to do it until he has.....
Reminds me:
Two men and a woman in a lift.
One man farts.
Other man: "How dare you fart in front of my wife???"
First man: "I'm sorry - I didn't know it was her turn.........."