Why Are Women Going To Oral Sex Lessons?
Jun 24th 2013, 6:28 am
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Re: Why Are Women Going To Oral Sex Lessons?
So the question is why do "old" birds need to go to blow job training ?
Because as you begin to sag you need weapons in your arsenal to stop your man straying. Simples.
Girls in the early 80's often had no idea about how to give oral and had to be trained. Some chose not to and now see the error of their ways hence going to lessons.
As time has passed girls have learned what they need to know from the net and young men, after watching vast amounts of on line porn, have an expectation of good quality oral.
As for the hairy vs shaved bush, this again follows the 80's onward trend as above. Trimmed is better than shaved personally but uncontrolled growth is a real turn off and now fit only for the hair pervs out there.
It's also difficult to hide crabs in a shaved bush
So if you are old, let your bush run wild and don't give a decent blow job then if you're not single now then you will be soon.
Because as you begin to sag you need weapons in your arsenal to stop your man straying. Simples.
Girls in the early 80's often had no idea about how to give oral and had to be trained. Some chose not to and now see the error of their ways hence going to lessons.
As time has passed girls have learned what they need to know from the net and young men, after watching vast amounts of on line porn, have an expectation of good quality oral.
As for the hairy vs shaved bush, this again follows the 80's onward trend as above. Trimmed is better than shaved personally but uncontrolled growth is a real turn off and now fit only for the hair pervs out there.
It's also difficult to hide crabs in a shaved bush
So if you are old, let your bush run wild and don't give a decent blow job then if you're not single now then you will be soon.
Jun 24th 2013, 6:29 am
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Re: Why Are Women Going To Oral Sex Lessons?
Apparently men need need a map or a detailed diagram!
There is nothing wrong with a groomed whatsit, but if there is a tidy bit of hair on show its not going to get in the way.
There is nothing wrong with a groomed whatsit, but if there is a tidy bit of hair on show its not going to get in the way.
Jun 24th 2013, 6:31 am
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Re: Why Are Women Going To Oral Sex Lessons?
So the question is why do "old" birds need to go to blow job training ?
Because as you begin to sag you need weapons in your arsenal to stop your man straying. Simples.
Girls in the early 80's often had no idea about how to give oral and had to be trained. Some chose not to and now see the error of their ways hence going to lessons.
As time has passed girls have learned what they need to know from the net and young men, after watching vast amounts of on line porn, have an expectation of good quality oral.
As for the hairy vs shaved bush, this again follows the 80's onward trend as above. Trimmed is better than shaved personally but uncontrolled growth is a real turn off and now fit only for the hair pervs out there.
It's also difficult to hide crabs in a shaved bush
So if you are old, let your bush run wild and don't give a decent blow job then if you're not single now then you will be soon.
Because as you begin to sag you need weapons in your arsenal to stop your man straying. Simples.
Girls in the early 80's often had no idea about how to give oral and had to be trained. Some chose not to and now see the error of their ways hence going to lessons.
As time has passed girls have learned what they need to know from the net and young men, after watching vast amounts of on line porn, have an expectation of good quality oral.
As for the hairy vs shaved bush, this again follows the 80's onward trend as above. Trimmed is better than shaved personally but uncontrolled growth is a real turn off and now fit only for the hair pervs out there.
It's also difficult to hide crabs in a shaved bush
So if you are old, let your bush run wild and don't give a decent blow job then if you're not single now then you will be soon.
Jun 24th 2013, 7:04 am
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Re: Why Are Women Going To Oral Sex Lessons?
I was just trying to help those of MH's age group. Consider me an on line marriage guidance councilor
Jun 24th 2013, 7:22 am
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Re: Why Are Women Going To Oral Sex Lessons?
I've eaten from a far too furry cup before. It's not pleasant.
I've also sampled the baldness and frankly, it's a bit creepy.
Like knobs, they aren't the most attractive things going, so a little runway of hair doesn't hurt and definitely makes it feel less like you're auditioning for a porno.
Still. I'll take cleanliness over anything at the end of the day. Sweat is sweat and it isn't nice smelling OR tasty.
Now, all enjoy your lunch.
I've also sampled the baldness and frankly, it's a bit creepy.
Like knobs, they aren't the most attractive things going, so a little runway of hair doesn't hurt and definitely makes it feel less like you're auditioning for a porno.
Still. I'll take cleanliness over anything at the end of the day. Sweat is sweat and it isn't nice smelling OR tasty.
Now, all enjoy your lunch.
Jun 24th 2013, 7:52 am
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Re: Why Are Women Going To Oral Sex Lessons?
I've eaten from a far too furry cup before. It's not pleasant.
I've also sampled the baldness and frankly, it's a bit creepy.
Like knobs, they aren't the most attractive things going, so a little runway of hair doesn't hurt and definitely makes it feel less like you're auditioning for a porno.
Still. I'll take cleanliness over anything at the end of the day. Sweat is sweat and it isn't nice smelling OR tasty.
Now, all enjoy your lunch.
I've also sampled the baldness and frankly, it's a bit creepy.
Like knobs, they aren't the most attractive things going, so a little runway of hair doesn't hurt and definitely makes it feel less like you're auditioning for a porno.
Still. I'll take cleanliness over anything at the end of the day. Sweat is sweat and it isn't nice smelling OR tasty.
Now, all enjoy your lunch.
btw I think the hair on porn stars went out of fashion for one very simple reason : video quality!
the better the cameras, the more they can show and hence the less hair there is, the less 'stuff' can be seen clinging to it or dripping from it (there..i hope i returned the favor mr. scamp)
Jun 28th 2013, 3:32 pm
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Re: Why Are Women Going To Oral Sex Lessons?
My girlfriend got really choked up when she read this thread.
