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Why men prefer dogs over wives.

Old Jun 4th 2007, 10:52 am
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Default Why men prefer dogs over wives.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

4. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least...

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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Old Jun 4th 2007, 10:54 am
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but can they cook and perform bedroom duties???
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And how many dogs do you have JD?
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Default Re: Why men prefer dogs over wives.

Originally Posted by Blue Cat View Post
but can they cook and perform bedroom duties???
To answer your questions:

a) I always eat out.

b) not legally
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And how many dogs do you have JD?
I dont have any
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He's never been to bed with an old dog...but he has woken up with a few!
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Patsy!!!!
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He's never been to bed with an old dog...but he has woken up with a few!
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He's never been to bed with an old dog...but he has woken up with a few!
Many a true word spoken in jest!
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Patsy!!!!
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Sorry...
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It was hilarious!!!
How old is your friend BC?
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How old is your friend BC?
way too old for you babe! all will be revealed later!
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way too old for you babe! all will be revealed later!
Age is just a number...
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way too old for you babe! all will be revealed later!
ohhh who's this then BC???

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