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- The Sand Pit (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/)

- - why? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/why-664521/)

Exceller

Apr 19th 2010 5:08 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8507800)

You wouldn't ask that question if you did get the joke...

I guess it went over my head, whats funny about it?

Confucius

Apr 19th 2010 5:11 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Exceller (Post 8507807)

I guess it went over my head, whats funny about it?

It's not funny...I alluded it was...And you are still thinking about it...

Exceller

Apr 19th 2010 5:12 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8507818)

It's not funny.....

I did'nt think so

Confucius

Apr 19th 2010 5:13 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Exceller (Post 8507824)

I did'nt think so

We can go on all night, baby...

Exceller

Apr 19th 2010 5:20 am

Re: why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8507825)

We can go on all night, baby...

All joking aside. I don't think you can hang with me..

Confucius

Apr 19th 2010 5:21 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Exceller (Post 8507842)

All joking aside. I don't think you can hang with me..

No...But I can still wear the same colour suit as Enrique there in your avatar...

Exceller

Apr 19th 2010 5:27 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8507844)

No...But I can still wear the same colour suit as Enrique there in your avatar...

Seriously now..No joking. I only wear black suits. Black suit, white or silver shirt, black tie.

Confucius

Apr 19th 2010 5:36 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Exceller (Post 8507856)

Seriously now..No joking. I only wear black suits. Black suit, white or silver shirt, black tie.

Monochrome...You need some colour...Try a fuschia pocket square/handkerchief thing...You'll thank me later...

Exceller

Apr 19th 2010 5:40 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8507862)

Monochrome...You need some colour...Try a fuschia pocket square/handkerchief thing...You'll thank me later...

Wether they admit it or not..Women love the black suits. I got most of mine in Hong Kong-

Confucius

Apr 19th 2010 5:44 am

Re: why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exceller (Post 8507873)

Wether they admit it or not..Women love the black suits. I got most of mine in Hong Kong-

True...

Exceller

Apr 19th 2010 6:00 am

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8507887)

True...

They like the hair slicked back too- No facial hair..And they like white teeth.

Bahtatboy

Apr 19th 2010 9:52 pm

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8507800)

You wouldn't ask that question if you did get the joke...

Whizzed straight over my head, too. :confused:

Don't think I'm ever gonna grow up, based on the following:

I interviewed a young anthropologist working with women in Mali, in a country in Africa where women go around with bare breasts. They're always feeding their babies. And when she told them that in our culture men are fascinated with breasts there was an instant of shock. The women burst out laughing. They laughed so hard, they fell on the floor. They said, "You mean, men act like babies?"Carolyn Latteier, Breasts, the women's perspective on an American obsession[15]
:eek:

Bahtatboy

Apr 19th 2010 9:56 pm

Re: why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exceller (Post 8507873)

Wether they admit it or not..Women love the black suits. I got most of mine in Hong Kong-

I heard Hong Kong was good for getting women. Where did you get your suits?

The Dean

Apr 23rd 2010 4:07 pm

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8509365)

I heard Hong Kong was good for getting women. Where did you get your suits?

I went to a wife swapping party..........

It was great - I got a new fridge freezer for mine............

[This joke is (C) Jimmy Tarbuck 1986]

The Dean

Apr 23rd 2010 9:19 pm

Re: why?

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Originally Posted by Baby Fat (Post 8517951)

Dean-That joke is a little disrectful to the little woman isn't it?

No more so than calling her the "little woman"...........

Actually it was a sort of sideways piss-take of Jimmy Tarbuck, but it wasn't particulary funny, I grant you that.............

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