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Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!

Old Jan 11th 2008, 2:04 pm
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Can we raise something else???
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Can we raise something else???
The Titanic???Be my guest...
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The Titanic???Be my guest...
Have you ever "performed" with a one-legged woman???
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Have you ever "performed" with a one-legged woman???
Aye...I like the excessive heaving...I think it's because they have to put double the effort when they run away...
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Aye...I like the excessive heaving...I think it's because they have to put double the effort when they run away...
I know...They like to be chased because they're an easy catch...
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Have you ever "performed" with a one-legged woman???
Have you ever done it with a one-eyed woman???
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Have you ever done it with a one-eyed woman???
No...But since you're a nosy bastard,I have done it with a one-mouthed woman...Happy now???
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No...But since you're a nosy bastard,I have done it with a one-mouthed woman...Happy now???
Ohhhhhh...I am happy and horny at the same time...
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Ohhhhhh...I am happy and horny at the same time...
Yahtzee!!!
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Yahtzee!!!
It may not be big news to you,but I'm only sat down in my underwear...And I'm thinking about you...
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It may not be big news to you,but I'm only sat down in my underwear...And I'm thinking about you...
I want you...
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It may not be big news to you,but I'm only sat down in my underwear...And I'm thinking about you...
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I want you...
Will you two get a **cking room!!!
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Will you two get a **cking room!!!
We both are already in one,and on the same couch...Smartass!!!
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We both are already in one,and on the same couch...Smartass!!!
You make me sick!!!You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!!!
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