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Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:04 pm

Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 
Clap clap...

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:04 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773570)
Clap clap...

Can we raise something else???

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:05 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773574)
Can we raise something else???

The Titanic???Be my guest...

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:10 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773576)
The Titanic???Be my guest...

Have you ever "performed" with a one-legged woman???

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:11 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773603)
Have you ever "performed" with a one-legged woman???

Aye...I like the excessive heaving...I think it's because they have to put double the effort when they run away...

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:12 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773611)
Aye...I like the excessive heaving...I think it's because they have to put double the effort when they run away...

I know...They like to be chased because they're an easy catch...

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:12 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773603)
Have you ever "performed" with a one-legged woman???

Have you ever done it with a one-eyed woman???

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:12 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773618)
Have you ever done it with a one-eyed woman???

No...But since you're a nosy bastard,I have done it with a one-mouthed woman...Happy now???

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:13 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773621)
No...But since you're a nosy bastard,I have done it with a one-mouthed woman...Happy now???

Ohhhhhh...I am happy and horny at the same time...

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:13 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773623)
Ohhhhhh...I am happy and horny at the same time...

Yahtzee!!!

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:16 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773631)
Yahtzee!!!

It may not be big news to you,but I'm only sat down in my underwear...And I'm thinking about you...

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:16 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773647)
It may not be big news to you,but I'm only sat down in my underwear...And I'm thinking about you...

I want you...

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:17 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773647)
It may not be big news to you,but I'm only sat down in my underwear...And I'm thinking about you...


Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773648)
I want you...

Will you two get a **cking room!!!

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:17 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773655)
Will you two get a **cking room!!!

We both are already in one,and on the same couch...Smartass!!!

Confucius Jan 11th 2008 2:18 pm

Re: Whoever is feeling horny raise your hand!!!
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5773657)
We both are already in one,and on the same couch...Smartass!!!

You make me sick!!!You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!!!


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