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Mar 30th 2011, 1:21 pm

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Is that some sort of sick joke? The man is a culinary whizz.

No he isn't. He isn't a proper chef or even a good cook. That effeminate schtick he does is just ghastly.

Mar 30th 2011, 1:22 pm

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Christian rhyme? What IS that exactly?

'God' knows.

Used to have to say the Lord's Prayer at school but that's fine. Making a fortune out of singing it to the tune of Auld Lang Syne just seems a bit poor to me. At least make the tune up yourself. Lazy.

Mar 30th 2011, 1:24 pm

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No he isn't. He isn't a proper chef or even a good cook. That effeminate schtick he does is just ghastly.

How can you want to hit someone who shakes their whole body when adding pepper?

Mar 30th 2011, 1:25 pm

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I'd say Gary Neville but that joke is probably dead now.

Michael McIntyre?

Mar 30th 2011, 1:29 pm

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Nobody. I don't like to waste my energy on idiots. Besides, there are so many around, I could never muster all the energy necessary.

Mar 30th 2011, 1:31 pm

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I'm not necessarily saying I would physically punch any of those three, I just feel they deserve it.

oh I am fantasizing full physical blows here...

Mar 30th 2011, 1:32 pm

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oh I am fantasizing full physical blows here...

I can dig that.

Mar 30th 2011, 1:47 pm

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Re: Who would you most like to...

too many... Mick Hucknell, Ainsley Hariott (agreed on that twunt), Jordan (not the country, just the *****) oh and Peter Andre while were at it, Gillian McKeef... loads more....

Mar 30th 2011, 1:50 pm

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Jordan (not the country, just the *****)....

The deal was that you can only bunch in the face.

Mar 30th 2011, 2:03 pm

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One punch for the Top Gear gang, standing one behind the other to create a Newton's Cradle effect and the two behind would get their teeth knocked out after digging a gash in the other guy's scalp.

Punch Two for the **** who cut me up on the way home last week.

The third punch is reserved for the loser who made the royal wedding website.

Mar 30th 2011, 2:35 pm

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At this rate I'm going to have to make a top 10 list.

Not sure about Mandela... don't know enough about what he really got up to before being put in prison.

I'm talking about what he has been doing since he got out...........

Mar 30th 2011, 2:53 pm

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I'm talking about what he has been doing since he got out...........

You mean nothing?

Mar 30th 2011, 3:11 pm

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Re: Who would you most like to...

come on people, feel the love. All this pent up anger- come on- in for a group hug

I wouldnt punch anyone- just a light friendly slap or a gentle kick (especially at the DEWA office but they can't help being f**kwits its in their job description )