Who would you most like to...
 

...punch in the face.

Living or Dead.

Spugsy and I have noticed on Twitter that Piers Morgan is a complete and utter, all round award winning twat.

However, as much of a helmet as he is, I'd love to punch Nick Knowles. (DIY SOS bloke).

Maybe we should make it a top three in fact, so I can add Pete Doherty to the list along with Ricky Ponting.

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oh dear...I wouldn't know where to start...

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For you, my dear, the question is, who would you not like to punch in the face?

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I'm not necessarily saying I would physically punch any of those three, I just feel they deserve it.

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Cliff Richard.

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Paula Deen

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The Who Wants To Be A Millionaire chap... I'm having a moment so can't remember his name. Every time he opens his mouth, I just want to slap him. Actually, in our local pub (a long time ago) there was a WWTBAM slot-machine game thing where it was touch-screen to enter your answers... it was fab, 'cos I could finally slap him and then he'd reply "I didn't quite catch your answer" - catch this then! [smack!]

Anyhow, there are lots of people on a daily basis who make me imagine smashing their faces repeatedly into their counter or desk, but hey...

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Mohammad Al Alabar? Mohammad Al Gegawi? - They still owe me a 'Mint!'

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Great shout. Even if just for the Millenium Prayer song.

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Seconded. "From mah kitchen to yourrrrrrs" :frown:

And Ainsley Harriott, Kay Burley, Sarah Palin, Timmy Mallett...

There are so many....

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maaaaaaaayanaise, olive oiiiiiiiiiiiiiil Shudder Smiley

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Is that some sort of sick joke? The man is a culinary whizz.

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Anyone who has a 'good' reputation that is totally undeserved or OTT......

James Blunt... Nelson Mandela... Amy Winehouse...

(more to follow)

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Christian rhyme? What IS that exactly?

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At this rate I'm going to have to make a top 10 list.

Not sure about Mandela... don't know enough about what he really got up to before being put in prison.