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Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by beebee
(Post 5326876)
So no bridget Jones knickers from you then....
I'm "haughty" (according to "Dubai Chick" who has never heard of me before and vice versa), my sexual prowess has been trashed (which actually is fair enough but most of you lot don't actually know that), and I got ridiculed because I said I liked that girl's nipples and area lollies (or whatever)...... Listen - I'm in Riyadh - I haven't seen ANY nipples and whatevers - yuk or not yuk - since 1986........ so gimme a break.......... .......and as for lasting 'seconds not minutes'............. how the hell did you lot find out??? Only MH knows that........ I lasted longer inside BeeBee's cupboard than I've ever lasted inside a woman......... |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5326900)
OK OK......... I've been having an Iftar with the Bin Laden family (don't ask) and I come back to this thread and what do I find???
I'm "haughty" (according to "Dubai Chick" who has never heard of me before and vice versa), my sexual prowess has been trashed (which actually is fair enough but most of you lot don't actually know that), and I got ridiculed because I said I liked that girl's nipples and area lollies (or whatever)...... Listen - I'm in Riyadh - I haven't seen ANY nipples and whatevers - yuk or not yuk - since 1986........ so gimme a break.......... .......and as for lasting 'seconds not minutes'............. how the hell did you lot find out??? Only MH knows that........ I lasted longer inside BeeBee's cupboard than I've ever lasted inside a woman......... |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by beebee
(Post 5326907)
Oh dear.. when did you escape?
Oh I see what you mean........ sorry......... |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5326900)
OK OK......... I've been having an Iftar with the Bin Laden family (don't ask) and I come back to this thread and what do I find???
I'm "haughty" (according to "Dubai Chick" who has never heard of me before and vice versa), my sexual prowess has been trashed (which actually is fair enough but most of you lot don't actually know that), and I got ridiculed because I said I liked that girl's nipples and area lollies (or whatever)...... Listen - I'm in Riyadh - I haven't seen ANY nipples and whatevers - yuk or not yuk - since 1986........ so gimme a break.......... .......and as for lasting 'seconds not minutes'............. how the hell did you lot find out??? Only MH knows that........ I lasted longer inside BeeBee's cupboard than I've ever lasted inside a woman......... Weren't you just in Beebee's cupboard for 2 seconds? |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5326900)
OK OK......... I've been having an Iftar with the Bin Laden family (don't ask) and I come back to this thread and what do I find???
I'm "haughty" (according to "Dubai Chick" who has never heard of me before and vice versa), my sexual prowess has been trashed (which actually is fair enough but most of you lot don't actually know that), and I got ridiculed because I said I liked that girl's nipples and area lollies (or whatever)...... Listen - I'm in Riyadh - I haven't seen ANY nipples and whatevers - yuk or not yuk - since 1986........ so gimme a break.......... .......and as for lasting 'seconds not minutes'............. how the hell did you lot find out??? Only MH knows that........ I lasted longer inside BeeBee's cupboard than I've ever lasted inside a woman......... |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick
(Post 5326929)
Forgot to ask - did the family give any insight in to where he may be?
Ate a lot of hummus.......... |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5326936)
He was AT the meal..........
Ate a lot of hummus.......... |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick
(Post 5326918)
Oh dear, must have been a typo. I meant naughty. REALLY.
Weren't you just in Beebee's cupboard for 2 seconds? yes he was but he got the job done in half that time :p |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 5326949)
I thought we had covered that!
yes he was but he got the job done in half that time :p |
Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick
(Post 5326941)
You didn't think of throwing a sack over him and running off with him?
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Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5326958)
No........... well, he was with this stunningly pretty Filipino whore, you see, and........
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Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick
(Post 5326968)
I would never put all those words together in the same sentence, but carry on with the story
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Re: Where to keep your beer.....
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 5327017)
think he meant stunningly cheap......
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