Where has all the fun gone...?
Feb 11th 2009, 3:57 pm
#17
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Feb 11th 2009, 6:18 pm
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Re: Where has all the fun gone...?
Mildy amusing..........
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?"
The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
"That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid Hamish. How about you, Paddy?"
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "London".
"Brilliant, Paddy" said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said.................
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?"
The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
"That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid Hamish. How about you, Paddy?"
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "London".
"Brilliant, Paddy" said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.
After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said.................
"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
Last edited by The Dean; Feb 11th 2009 at 6:19 pm. Reason: .
Feb 12th 2009, 10:35 am
#20
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Re: Where has all the fun gone...?
I've not been on here much recently as the other world has kept me busy. But since browsing the last few days one thing comes to mind; it's all soooo boring. 
FFS, Bison asked for help finding a maid! Even Spugsy is so desperate to find something to say that he answered a question!!!
Where has all the banter gone. EW is the place to go for serious advice, BE is for fun!!!
Start posting funny things! NOW!!!!
FFS, Bison asked for help finding a maid! Even Spugsy is so desperate to find something to say that he answered a question!!!
Where has all the banter gone. EW is the place to go for serious advice, BE is for fun!!!
Start posting funny things! NOW!!!!
Feb 12th 2009, 2:31 pm
#22
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Re: Where has all the fun gone...?
I've not been on here much recently as the other world has kept me busy. But since browsing the last few days one thing comes to mind; it's all soooo boring.
FFS, Bison asked for help finding a maid! Even Spugsy is so desperate to find something to say that he answered a question!!!
Where has all the banter gone. EW is the place to go for serious advice, BE is for fun!!!
Start posting funny things! NOW!!!!
FFS, Bison asked for help finding a maid! Even Spugsy is so desperate to find something to say that he answered a question!!!
Where has all the banter gone. EW is the place to go for serious advice, BE is for fun!!!
Start posting funny things! NOW!!!!
Feb 12th 2009, 3:09 pm
#23
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Feb 12th 2009, 3:12 pm
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Re: Where has all the fun gone...?
Feb 12th 2009, 3:17 pm
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Feb 12th 2009, 3:24 pm
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gotta go - bedrime stories await....night.
Feb 12th 2009, 3:29 pm
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