Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
When I was awoken by noise from the lounge & snuck downstairs hoping to see Santa eating his mince pie and Rudolph eating his carrot and instead saw him shagging mum. Cheeky git didn't even leave me my dream Johnny 7 machine gun after he'd emptied his sacks
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Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Aged 7. A schoolfriend told me, but I wasn't upset. Think I just felt like I was in on the secret.
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Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
well our little one is 8 and still believes but I reckon this will be the last year she does :)
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Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 10437562)
well our little one is 8 and still believes but I reckon this will be the last year she does :)
Last thing she needs it to tell kids in January what Santa brought her only to get laughed at... |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10437584)
Just tell her.
Last thing she needs it to tell kids in January what Santa brought her only to get laughed at... |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 10437585)
she won't do that :) trust me I know and she knows her gifts come from us but she still thinks there is a Santa
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Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10437587)
Is she just having you on to save the awkward conversation...?
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Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 10437590)
well I know that her friend who is 10 has told her Santa isn't real, I just think she still likes the thought that he is.
Mince pie half eaten on xmas eve still or beyond that stage? |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10437596)
Ah, I see.
Mince pie half eaten on xmas eve still or beyond that stage? |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10435639)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Kids are so ****ing stupid aren't they. I never knew that the inflatable boat I had on holiday had just been replaced by Dad when it got a hole. He told me he'd had it laser-sealed so I wouldn't see the damage. And you said kids were stupid? |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 10437599)
You didn't realise that the boat was gone and instead you were afloat on your dad? I know you said he was a bit big, but...
And you said kids were stupid? That took how long to think up? Madness how you can write something meaning one thing for someone else to (deliberately here, but good example) read it as if you mean something entirely different. |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10437613)
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
That took how long to think up? Madness how you can write something meaning one thing for someone else to (deliberately here, but good example) read it as if you mean something entirely different. |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 10437642)
I negotiate contracts for a living. I'm never suprised at how people manage to twist words into meanings that were never contemplated, are out of context, and that you couldn't possibly imagine if you sat on a stone for three years (which is an equally obtuse Japanese proverb). :D
I sent a joke email to my mum (a family joke) and she went ****ing spare at me....after my sister and gran had replied laughing. Maybe it was the shame. Proverb - even if you sat on a stone for three years you wouldn't work it out? |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
When did I stop believing in Santa?
When Ali told me Santa is the devil.:rofl: |
Re: When did you stop believing in Santa?
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10437669)
Proverb - even if you sat on a stone for three years you wouldn't work it out?
Shit. |
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